Codename: Jackass

How very unfortunate.

We talkin' Sunday the 26th? Most of the teams should be done with their third preseason game and the starters will sit the remainder of the preseason, and I should be able to do that date.

Okay, yeah, that might have been a little bit too far.

TIL Brits are expert chicken lovers.

Yes, yes it was. TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH

I don't know what this has to do with the temperature outside my house but Flavor Flav can kick it with me any time.

look heheheh-heh-heh-HAHAHAHAHA it's the sex number!

well, duh.

I've randomized the draft order so it's not first-come, first-served. Please don't take it personally if you ended up picking ninth or some shit. HERE IS THE OFFICIAL DRAFT ORDER. THIS WILL NOT CHANGE. IF IT DOES THEN YOU KNOW I'M A DIRTY LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. 1. Hachiman 2. ZeniGundam 3. Distorted_Reasoning 4. sahockeygrl15 5. molarbear 6. Master_Debater131 7. SheemaGorath 8. empty 9. StarPanda 10. 1pooh4u 11. scoobdog 12. panic

ALRIGHT NERDS THE LEAGUE IS OFFICIALLY ***FULL***!!! @1pooh4u @sahockeygrl15 @Distortedreasoning @scoobdog @panic @Master-Debater131 @Zenigundam @SheemaGorath @Hachiman @StarPanda @molarbear I still have the draft set for Saturday, Sept. 1 at 9:00 Eastern. I may end up moving that in the near future depending on my work schedule and how many people can commit to that time. At the moment I'm thinking about either bumping it back an hour, to 8:00 Eastern, or moving it to Sunday evening on the 2nd. I may even go ahead and do it this coming Sunday if you all are cool with that. Let me know what works for you and I'll come up with a time that suits the most people as possible. I'm thinking we'll do one minute between picks. That should be plenty of thinking time but will also help speed things along in the first few rounds if (when) we have folks who can't make it. I'm happy with the scoring settings as they are right now. If you think something will make things more exciting, let me know. Set your pre draft lineup just in case. You can do that by going to your team page and clicking "Edit Pre-Draft Player Rankings". You can assert further control over autopick if you use "Edit Autopick Strategy" so you can set it to stop drafting once you reach a certain number of each player instead of ending up with a bench full of wide receivers and one running back. Those links can be found next to your avatar. I'll also be posting this in the league's message board in case anybody misses it here.

League's officially full now. Hopefully we have no dropouts. Please behave yourself, Zeni, because true alpha male warriors that dominate fantasy football are the strong, silent type.

Gay Anime Most Excellent Reward

It's on like Donkey Kong now. Check your email.

Oh that's an easy fix, one of our members accidentally created two teams for themselves. I'll send you a new link.

I'll get on desktop momentarily and see what I can do. What's the issue?

I have brain damage.

Uh wow spoilers dude.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

¿Por qué no los dos?

ESPN's mock draft system is bad. I want them to fix it. I would have done a Yahoo league if it weren't for the data breaches. My Yahoo email is just a throwaway now.

If your organs hurt then it's working.

It's rude to assume things about people you've never met. Wow dude just wow.

Like for real? @me ASAP I have an invite ready.