lupin_bebop

.................Your masturbation stories are getting very fucking strange, man.

Hmmm.....I guess you're going to keep this job for more than it takes to get unemployment this time?

...........https://imgur.com/gallery/PpHrJXq

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...............The fuck? How the fuck did you grow SEVEN of those bastards? I didn't even think past like 5 was possible.

........................What about this?

.............Did you let the chemical in your battery freeze?

.................................................Alrighty then

I see some of my children in that crowd.........this........ me.

................................Goddammit.

At least mine people remember. It also has a better Tomato Meter rating. Yours, you'll be lucky if anyone remembers other than you and chronic masturbators.

Yes. The brothers fight is one of my favorite Jackie Chan fights. That, and the Drunken Master finals. Kiss of the Dragon is what you are thinking of, if I remember correctly. 2001, right when Jet Li was picking up traction here in the US.

1337 status. ...............-1

I know this. I watched and chose it.

...........Maybe you should think about a new battery, or maybe a new car?

Jackie Chan's Who Am I.

Actually, neither. They only way he'll get pussy is if he goes to jail for the warrants he didn't pay, winds up in prison, then gets his dick chopped off.

..............Too bad you don't know how the female mind really works. I guess you'll never understand.

Yes. I have, on several occasions, actually. My old job made me have a LOT of red-eye flights.