lupin_bebop

I’ll trade you. I worked 3 12-hour shifts in a row. I feel like I got hit by a dump truck, then Death fucked the corpse.

It’s true. They gave us a “holiday meal” at work. It had chicken and turkey. Liquid potatoes, green beans, and a roll. I already had a ham sandwich earlier in the day. All those meats together mixed with manual labor meant meat farts. Like....hard gas meat farts. Like....”I can smell this shit within 3 yards of me” farts. I could literally ventriloquist my farts to other sections of the dock. It was......entertaining for a few hours.

..........I can neither confirm nor deny any benefits of said muscle workout.

You’re getting there. I’m just here faster than everyone else, because I aged like milk.

No. No, it is not. Please don’t perpetuate this stereotype that it is.

As long as you know that.

K.

More like the eyes of a cat that has seen some shit. Like war flashback type shit.

I dunno.

K

All righty then.

That's bullshit, and you know it.

Why? 😐

K

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..............I really don't want to see it, regardless.

Unnecessary post is unnecessary.

I remember an old tech that used to do that.

.............Tiddies. https://giphy.com/gifs/big-tiddies-igAg8149gTIM8

I don't believe a single fucking word you typed. Period. 😐

Fuck, that's all I do.