cyberbully

Not sure if you saw it, but I edited the review a bit because I saw the post credit scene later.....I think a lot of possibilities opened up that I may have disregarded from not seeing it right away, but the next one might be more my bag.

That's a lot of ramen noodles....Why is everyone breaking character tonight.

I mean he's been play coy with it, but he's not exactly a master of disguise.

JESUS CHRIST was it fucking dumb

I hate to see when you break character. It's all downhill from here.

Emotional....Physical pain is fucking awesome.

*observes*

Ok, just got back....Buddy really enjoyed it.....I tolerated it but have soooooo many gripes. So let's get the things I enjoyed out of the way, since that list is much smaller......The Easter eggs are always welcome in any nostalgia piece....Callbacks to the music from the game, everything from internet references and fanart made an appearance....And other little things peppered in here and there that just made you smile. And Carrey's performance in his final scene, absolutely great. I complained about the dude but what he gave me right before I got out of the seat made me appreciate his contribution. That's about it. He opened up the possibility for a sequel (stay for more end credits too though) that due to my optimism, sounds like it may be better than this. The rest of the movie....Well....lackluster at best. I mean it's obviously geared towards kids, so there was nothing super daring about the dialogue or the action scenes, but that's to be expected. The characters were all introduced in a huge clump and there were no big reveals in the center of the film.....It was more akin to a 3rd grade play where character introduction was presented like. "Here's sonic and here's all the people who like him"....."Over here, we have Robotnik and his cronies....They are bad....Now let's tell the story" It's trite, but again...It's for kids so I wasn't too disappointed with that either......As I continue, I will avoid spoilers but do keep in mind, I will reference the 3 trailers that got shuffled out. The opening scene.....Completely useless....I get it was there simply to explain how Sonic gets to our world, but it could have easily been narrated instead of characters that will never be seen again introduced as if they were going to be important (again, see end credits)....Complete waste of animation and voice actors. FF to Earth....It feels like the movie spends a lot of times making excuses for the stupid decisions the producers made along the way.....Even my son was in constant awe of "why didn't they just do this....It's SONIC". It's like it perpetually asking you to "Look, ignore the fact that he could have just avoided this situation all together by being fast....But we needed to continue this abnormal buddy cop relationship between him and the one human trying to save his life"......If you've seen the trailers, you see that a lot of the scenes happen on a highway.....This is retarded for reasons I can't say without spoiling things, but just let it be known that they saved a lot on the action scenes by this highway being oddly vacant almost all the time. Carrey (save for his final scene) is completely insufferable....It's not like he's playing Robotnik, but more like he's trying to reinvent the character to fit into his damn near rangeless zone of acting.....Every time he was on screen, all I could think is "what incredibly bad pun is coming next" The flow of the film is just so awkward......These are 2 dudes on the run, but they seem to just rationalize wasting time constantly just so they can fit in these terrible relationship development scenes as if any of that is needed.....The human is not needed....He (I have no idea who the actor is) got a payday just to kinda hang out.....I spent most of the time facepalming about how this could have been over in mere minutes if they had done ONE THING, but as I said....It's like the writers and producers KNEW how retarded it was and gave a really tepid excuse as to why it didn't happen that way and just expects the audience to accept it. This would be fine if the character was just 10 years old and only 10 year olds had any barometer with which to evaluate what's given, but it's obvious that the original fans would definitely be showing up with their kids to see the Blue Blur. When other's have seen it, and someone makes a discussion thread, I hope I get to participate, but if you are an old Sonic fan hoping to see something that'll sate that nostalgia thirst....Don't waste your time....You will be left wanting. If you want to entertain a 10 year old who played Sonic 2 and Sonic Mania and watched a bunch of Sanic memes videos....This is your movie. (Edited some parts of the review because i didn't see the post credits until I got home....I really wanted to get out of there because it was packed.)

We're going after I do inventory.....I'll drop the review here instead of making a thread. At least this will give me an excuse to go to El Tap today.

I thank you again for offering to buy from my son....We had our quota though and we might bother you next time lol.

Hotels?....Bro, we don't get hotels....I just bough air mattresses for our camping trip to the science museum.....We are going to sleep on the floor in the commons......The popcorn sales from our pack barely paid the fees to reserve the complex for the day, so that was rather expensive but they worked hard for it.....Had me made less, we would have been camping at the zoo, and no on wanted that. Those kids earned every dime and a ton of people told us no when we were selling and that fine....It's too much, don't buy....Simple...But we had $10 cans too, don't be such a diva.....It's not about you stuffing your face with popcorn, it's about the kids and I like that out pack leaders keep us in the loop of every penny we bring in and isn't pocketing it on their own. You seem so jaded about everything....literally EVERYTHING.....You wanna pretend to be my husband, I can pay the $25 for the extra adult and you can do something cool instead of shitting on other people's endeavors.

If they want me to eat it with their designated goo, then they should produce it with it inside....Other than that, they can eat a dick....With Ketchup.

I hate when people post this many damn stories at once.

I'm not gonna shame people who like pineapple on pizza because i LOVE anchovies....I seriously doubt fish was ever intended to go on pizza....Just don't put it on or near mine. I have put just about everything under the sun on a hot dog....Even cranberry sauce......People who suggest that a meat with indiscernible parts of various animals can only have a certain kind of condiment read too many Archie comics.

Meh, my son tried to get me to take him tonight but it wasn't happening....And for some fucking reason, they don't have school Friday or Monday for "teacher work days" and this comes right after them having 2 fucking snow days last week.... Just looked up and saw I underlined all that shit, oh well...I like leaving shit how it is. Anyway, this means I'm going to wind up either seeing it tomorrow night or this weekend and if not by Mondy, I will have NO excuse not to take him. Me....I mean, I've seen all the Kid's movies damn near as of late, so it's no big deal....And since I know a bit about this character, I'll at least be able to see what things I agree with and don't......but my real bummer is........ Wait for it...... I don't like Jim Carrey.....I just don't like him and other over the top entertainers who go to the extremes for a chuckle.....I'm trying to think of others....Chris Farley comes to mind. I'm sure there's several more but I don't have them dedicated to memory....I'll just run into one and be like "Yeah, see....like this guy...I hate his acting too". 90s era Jaime Foxx would be another, but see.....He grew out of that shit...That just make me look like I hated In Living Color and I didn't. Carrey has had a few serious roles (I saw Truman show, I love you Phillip Morris and some weird shit like Dark Crimes or something....That was a surreal watch)....But even those he kinda fucks up with that amorphous face of his.....Anyway. guess I'll let you know how it was....Maybe sooner than later.

In every live studio audience, there is a cougher.

It's not too late for you....Don't become Packard.

This looks just like a place in Biloxi MS next to a club called Barracuda's on the coast that I went to go play in after the club while tripping on acid.....Weird shit happened here.

Wait....Mao was in 2....I thought he was in 5....I forgot what 5 even was then. Yeah, this is the one I almost beat and gave up.

And a nap?

Goddammit....Me too now..... Later, there is always later.

I've been up for 28 hours now....Fudge yo problems

I'm not gonna fucking make it....4 1/2 hours to go and I'm fucking starving. I have lab work in the morning and I can't eat.....The plan was to eat at midnight, and sleep until the lab opens......I ate a 6 inch sub, but that barely hit the spot. Now since this fucking insomnia decided it wanted to play tonight, I'm up and hungry...Can't fucking sleep because I'm starving....Can't dank myself out because then I'll be extra hungry. Tried to stave it off with water, but all that has done is make it more impossible to sleep because i gotta keep getting up to piss. If it were 2 hours, I would be confident I could grind it out.....But 4+ hours and no sign of sleep....I'm fucking dying. Why do they say all you can have is water or black coffee.....How the fuck does coffee not fuck with the results and i can't even have some goddamned fruit.

Psh, Phil Rivers stole his routine from Judas....He did that shit at the Last Supper. SWISH MFer