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cyberbully

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  1. I already said nopes. you're too late.
  2. LOL, I have no idea why this shtick is so hilarious to me when it's Zeni, but this same shit had me wanting to make Westpark shit his pants.
  3. Gee, you sound nettled af...... You should smoke some weed.
  4. I got this chocolate milk, but I wanna take it to the next level...What can I add to make this go from tasty to fucking delicious. *People snickering* "Add listerine." I mean, there is pineapple on pizza nopes....And then, there's minty chocolate nopes.
  5. What's that test going to do to me....I walked down the street with a QP in a paper bag a week or so ago.....And couldn't nobody say shit.
  6. LOL, Poor fella. I smoked pot in a state that hates weed and didn't get hired...Now I wish all of you were broke, lol
  7. I have resigned to the fact that the things that I've always wanted and now have will only lead to me developing very poor habits. I yearned for the day I could eat cake for breakfast....I can to this. Always wanted to stay home and get paid for it.....This is not as much fun as I had hoped and I'm pretty sure I've gone way over budget on vidja games. You know that whole thing where "weed shouldn't be criminal, legalize weed"......Bad, BAD idea.....I am stoned pretty much all day, and then I just eat stuff....I have a nervous habit of pacing, so I'm constantly just roaming around the house and every time I make it back to the kitchen, it's time to eat something else (still have not touched any of the jar fish though). Ever wish you had the time to learn to speak Japanese?.......Turns out, fuck Japanese.
  8. We always know when someone dies. Despite it taking a while with luuv, we still found out.....There is absolutely NO reason at all that I think this forum needs to be prioritized in my passing.....If you have me on FB, you'll know and if you wanna tell these people, well fuck it.
  9. .....He pontificates as he creates another alt to troll Zeni on Youtube.
  10. airplane mode.
  11. Ok, I'll try this again with extra words. If you get the job, will the company hiring you on still be operating and not laying people off due to lack of work during the corona scare?
  12. So Packard really does have alts.
  13. Let's say you get this job......Can you even go to it?
  14. Ohhhhh.....See, I don't default to old people when I see those because they gave me one after I got hit by the car in college. I never used it though....I mean I was 20 and was living with a girl who was sick of my shit (figuratively) so I wasn't going to ask her to do anything for me so I went to the regular bathroom and screamed in pain as I wiped my ass. At any rate....I had something completely different in mind and it didn't seem correct.
  15. I dunno, I'm just fucking with you. Honestly, the only time I've ever failed a drug test is when I tried to cheat it.....Found out I was pregnant. even after smoking the night before, I just go piss and they call me back and say I'm cool.....I am not even playing a little bit. I've taken 8 (2 swab tests which I hear are shitty anyway) and only flunked the one where I used that pregnant chick's piss.
  16. The pregnancy tests will fly off the shelves after the quarantine.
  17. Go steal something substantial, then post from jail your findings.
  18. He knows what he said....He just has the same kinda bike Packard has.
  19. Yeah, you got that whole Benjamin Button thing going for you
  20. Who was this....."someone"
  21. .....You are way cooler than I thought. Why did I think you were like mormon or some shit.
  22. he missed the TP train.
  23. Isn't there already like 5 other quarantine threads.
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