cyberbully

Steamed sizzle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

lol

I think ambrosia has marshmallows.....And now that I think about it, maybe that what it is and I have no idea what Mthor is talking about with cottage cheese. I don't know but I will continue not eating it.

I got one last year.

Psh, my kids use it on other kids...... That said, it'll die.....It's a product of the internet age...The sheer amount of shit that is piled on each day means it'll eventually get buried mostly except for maybe a 40 something Viper still using it.

wtf is that....I seen it, but I've never seen anyone eat it or even buy it....

I like that he's not wearing pants and you can't convince me otherwise

Kinda sounds like you're crazy, so just be crazy.

I can't remember, but didn't you make the thread about people randomly talking throughout their day? Seriously, unless it is a full conversation, and audible response to the TV isn't crazy.....I pepper my day with WTFs constantly.

Somewhere after someone finally accepts hacked pokemon as competition ready but before adults realize they don't have to do what children say after being beaten in a pet battle with sanctions and cups.

Damn, I stopped looking for him and don't really read any of this dude's shit since he's not mumbo and not in DF. Let's see if he can stave off a ban until he reaches 500

Meh, passive music floating around barely fazes me enough that I'd really ever have a chance to get upset by it.

I miss baby wipes....My ass needs a gentle.....moist touch. This sounds so much worse than it feels

The way my brain works, hospitals are one way only right now...I feel like you could sneeze and several buff orderlies pop out and wrestle you into a bed

It's a very generic play on words that I'm sure every local dealer that's feeling the sting of Charmin an Purell's chokehold on them income tax checks is using right now. I hear it a lot on the radio.

Well, you obviously klepto'd someone's bra....Pilfered a sammich and are currently robbing Benji of his thread. I think you know what you're doing and just play innocent, but I'm on to you.

OH GODDAMMIT...Fuck it, I went to find this so I'm still posting it.

We have refrigerated sandwich machines, but the door doesn't slide if you don't put the money in first....This seems like a glaring design flaw.

Ok, I was willing to let the whole "I won't do the drugs because I'm scared" thing go.....But when you express a fear for free vending goodies, then I honestly worry about the amount of stress you invoke upon yourself. Hell, if I see some shit hanging by a thread, I'll still shake the machine just to see.

Well, I came here to tell you to make sure you hit your lungs with it real good to protect you from the roski, but it seems enough misuses have been posted and I'll seem like a hack now.

'Scuse me, but did he say Faniggalin'

Their feet!!!! wait, that's not how that joke goes....Nevermind.