cyberbully

.....You are way cooler than I thought. Why did I think you were like mormon or some shit.

he missed the TP train.

Isn't there already like 5 other quarantine threads.

Who the hell buys 7 cabbages. Do you live with like 10 other people.

I'll never forgive Tom Hanks for his role in The Lady Killers..... H was supposed to be a Southern MS professor and he instead went full Colonel Sanders......I was like "Who ok'd this performance" I've been pissed ever since. Plus it was obvious whoever made the movie knew nothing of the terrain they sold this story in. Saucier Ms is about 20 miles from the coast and the casino boats, but the idea is they dug a tunnel from Saucier to the coast in a manner of days.....A 20 mile tunnel....Which would pass under the entire city of Gulfport. It was fucking stupid. ......What were we talking about?

Since when did everyone become Gordon fucking Ramsay....WTF is wrong with asparagus with salmon.

It seems I have lost all sense of humor.....That's strike 2 for me on mix tales that I took seriously for some odd reason.

Why don't random pieces of asparagus cook.....like every time I eat some, I run into a piece that's like wood.

Quarantined?

I thought you meant she did something like kicked a baby or some shit. I knew she sang.....Didn't know she had CV.

Well, as much as I hate kissing, I still eat pussy.....soooooo, I mean what game are we really playing here.

I have been sooooo lucky that I think every woman since college has felt exactly the way I do about this. Besides a goodbye peck, you can keep that making out shit.

Not on that scale....But that was the first thing I did.

Before I click that....Let me guess. You wrote something hoping someone will pat you on the ass for being on the front lines of corona containment. .......And there it is. But instead of bashing your little horn tooting, I can't believe you posted it on Manic Expression....The same site you posted your videos on and then ran to Node, linked to them and were all like "Who posted my videos here, I didn't give permission".....All the while the uploader was Roy Elly (your alt name)......You are the worst.

Oh, so Ohio is ahead of the game on this one

I was being facetious.

I don't think it's flawed...I think it's perfectly rational....Why aren't these places being shut down. Almost like it's not that big of a deal......Because it's not.

Psh, I'm not budging until fast food places shut down......I'm just skeptical because how weren't those the first things to go. Going to school is a no-no, but you can still pile into McDees for the 2 for 1 McDoubles. What?

OK, comma

Well, I'm setting you both at the starting line of 2015......Ages don't matter. It's not like either of you weren't virgins before 2015.....So that's when I started the Buddles International...... I mean, if you wanna believe the hype....You dude could die soon......It's crunch time baby. And you still have a head start because GT's biggest concerns revolve around people being mean to him at work and his contributions to public safty by cleaning a place that it's likely none of us will ever visit. Meanwhile, you're out there.....In the trenches....Giving retail women your phone number.

1 year closer in the race with Ghostrek.....Please don't win this race.....HBD

......I'll bite. Why?

It better not have been Monday night