cyberbully

Oh, grandfather...I was about to say "yeah, this is definitely a man who borrowed a massage table to smash"

Stfu, my daddy looked like Goldie

I know this is a tepid troll, but I don't like bread either

Man, when Arthur swung on his sister, I was like daaaaaaaayum

This is a thread

I have a joke but it's not worth thumb typing because it's kinda long

With tissue and lotion plus some self loathing?

@That_One_Guy

So glad you could stop by. We have new rules you may want to check out before you get relieved of your account.... I mean, it won't matter, but I just wanted to say hi

......Let me read this right. You plan on shooting your shot with your hormone Dr. In hopes that she pays you enough to be with her and get married? I..... I have to be misinterpreting this.

Poops and laughs is terrible... it'll never make it further than the receptionist desk

......this is like asking what's the defacto gaming system, or defacto vehicle. I have almost everything but if I could only pic from the ones I pay for, it would be Disney+ and I'm sure that's not what you have in mind. I'll give you the courtesy of a serious answer and say YouTube, but I'm sure that's also not what you're talking about. .....what I'm getting at is I'm not going to say Hulu or Netflix

You, again, should ask him if he has an interest in it. I believe every kids needs a physical activity, but thrusting one upon him because it's what you want might not go how you plan

He's 13...how do you not know if he has an interest in basketball or not, and being tall isn't an indication of athleticism....is he good at baseball? Not sure what your playing tennis has to do with anything, this is about him ....right?

I fucking hate people who will not wait until the end of me giving them directions. Like what in your brain just decided that just because you see an icon or screen or whatever pop up, that you're done. And I'm always like WAIT and then they hang up and call back because duh, we wasn't fucking finished.

To this day my brain fucks up Taiwan and Tijuana and I was to remember which one it cool to get shit faced in

I hate Linda so much

Well she's the same age as buddy now, and buddy is fully aware of what's going on parent wise....without gross details, I'm sure she has figured out a few things about her living situation.....unless she is actually retarded like I used to joke about, she's definitely working on her exit plan

Dude, I would instantly make every lying ass thread you've made public. You ain't doing shit but cleaning up forever because you're not a fucking butcher

I mean....I don't, if you're asking how I mowed grass when I was 15, I just did whatever. Little squares, straight lines....some horizontal, some verticle, just cut until it's gone.

Sooooo.....it's stupid to be judgemental of delusions of grandeur? Well, if nothing else, I'm glad you're keeping our resident buffoon entertained, so I'll not bother you further.

......you mean delusions?

That shit is beyond stupid...but here we are

So is this where I come to be pissed about how far they will go to keep ShaCarri out of the Olympics

Because hip hip songs are the only ones that say booty? Seems like an oddly placed distinction for no reason otherwise