cyberbully

I did too, mine is clear so I can see freaky Jason if he tries to kill me.

I'm definitely in it for the birds....I like their little dance.....Almost as much as I like this

Empty house....That doesn't happen often....Bed is a close second though. Third maybe....Playstation is second.

Why are we talking about last gen pokemon?

I'm CIA

That's pretty harsh....What'd he do?

His miracle is he's more real than any other god we pretends exists.

Go half on a sack with me

So....I'm a bit behind...When did this beef start?

His game had titties in ti....Dafuq you mean, he's just badass.....Who the fuck just goes around killing gods.

These things don't seem to be related. Anyway, I made brownies.

Kratos, hands down.

96....I actually don't know but the last time I saw her, she looked that kind of old where you don't know where you are.

And "All employees must wash hands before returning to work" Bureaucratic nonsense is just that.

No one believes this.....You're a janitor. If someone pukes in a bathroom while you're pissing, you'll clean it up....You don't get to walk out and call "Vomit personnel".....You get your cart, and get to work. I also doubt the 5'5 featherweight is the guy they call for "lifting"

LOL, Heart.....I remember them when we first got cable in the woods where I lived when I was a kid. They were elderly bitches way back then

Raisin Bran Crunch is your munchie food.

My day is pretty lame too...I wanna go hang with some people...Kinda, but I also don't want them to talk. Or at least not to me.....My friend asked me to come over and play cards with her and her neighbors....But they will try to talk to me.

You are grossly discounting my inability to swim....My swimming ability is in the negatives.....I've almost drowned like 3 time already

I'm out....Can't swim.

stfu

I didn't see any of this happen

I tried to log into my twitter a few days ago and it says my password doesn't work, so i reset it and then it asked me for the handle....So I gave it the handle and it said it was the wrong email.....Then I was like, "but you just emailed me" Then i gave up....I was just logging in to remember why I abandoned it in the first place.

Stay in school, kids.