PhilosipherStoned

I think I probably did ages ago, but I'm not sure. I vaguely remember someone hyping me up for one and it tasted like a free school lunch room monstrosity that was supposed to be a rib sandwich, but I could be wrong and fabricating those memories.. I want to give the McRib another chance before I sign off on that at any rate.

I heard about them coming back and have thought about trying one, but Mcdonalds never really appeals to me ever.

I don't remember shit better than anybody, although I do remember him saying he hated online birthday stuff at one point.. Think he was talking about facebook, but anyway happy birthday Bud.

depressingly unfulfilling.

Honestly I've never really cared or wanted anybody bad enough to even be the first one to say "Hey lets get to know each other a little bit better, and maybe fuck"...or visa versa. All the relationships/sexual encounters I've had resulted from the other person coming to me, and me just saying yeah why not. This fact hasn't really bothered me much at all until recently either because I've been thinking maybe that's why all the relationships I've had just didn't pan out.. Most of the more serious 1 or 2 year flings didn't end in disaster or anything just in us either growing apart through being seperated by distance or something simular and I can see a lot of it being my own fault. As soon as they go silent or it's been a while since we connected I don't bother trying to ask why or even casually say "How are you doing it's been a while"..I just move on and take the fact I'm not hearing from them as they've already done the same since the relationship was their idea. So my latest little fling turned out to be just like the ladder, but all the excited lovely dovey talk from the chick did leave me feeling kind of lonely after it stopped for the first time really. I really need to take some steps into the dating scene soon anyway, and maybe if it's more mutual or my idea from the start I'll be more motivated even early in the relationship to keep things moving is what I'm thinking.🤷‍♂️ I don't really know where to start right now, but it seems like anything would be way more beneficial than just sitting on my thoughts about it. 😷

Malt liquor beverages. 💪

What'd you do to that little kid?

On a skateboard it's worked up to about a story and a half with me without having to "soften" the blow at all. Past that can't lie even when I had my ballsy "I really would like to be a stunt double/stuntman when I grow up" attitude when I dropped off of buildings two or more stories higher I kind of ninja'd that shit on the way down or had a plan so I wouldn't be free fallin' the whole way.. That shit and getting a reaction from people seeing me do it was new and fun back then though. The thrill dies fast with stunts like that, and the bigger you go the more you really have to plan and practice shit.. Also it's harder to feel accomplished with any stunt after doing that kind of shit. I guess I am an adrenaline Junkie but most of the thrill of doing unconventional adrenaline junkie shit like I'm talking about was that practice really made that shit kind of perfect an effortless. I was poor so I made skateboarding and parkour my main method of transportation as early as middle school.. By the time I was in high school supposedly people around here thought I was legendary..So much people would see me jump off a small building and regularly say "OMG he's gonna jump" like I was trying to kill myself when it was really just a small one story drop to me, and it kind of just felt like sliding out of bed or something to me? Shit's hard to explain... but really I get peoples fear there a one story drops still big as hell.. but I didn't even understand how people thought I was crazy.. I mean kids jump off their roofs all the time right kind of the same thing only I had to go bigger for a lil bit after the first time I ollied off of a typical house roof.

I've jumped off so many buildings without a deathwish perfectly determined to land on my feet and roll away so now that I have a deathwish I constantly have to remember jumping off buildings isn't the way to go.

Oh really. How much you want to bet a can't make it more weird.

The fuck are you even talking about masturbating at a work site or just masturbating while taking care of chores..I mean because I gotta say not much "work" in the traditional shit ass meaning of the word is being done if I'm masturbating. Fuck this thread, but there you go.

3-4 stage grinders that'll catch all your kief ar pretty cheep these days.. I bought one for me and a homie one time I think for 20-30 bones..

Second time I've had to dismantle the thing to figure out what's wrong with it.. I held back, but I punched the digital display, and I really wanted to just smash it.. It's doing this shit where it just gets stuck in the "sensing" cycle and the motor isn't kicking on it just stays in that phase.. What pisses me off even more is I always come home to the shit broken it never breaks on me.. I don't think it's my fam or roommate that screwed it up, but really why the fuck does my washer and dryer work fine for me, and break on everyone else then. 💢 Never buy front loaders is what a lot of people have told me.. These whirlpool duets are a pain in the ass.

I found the ultimate badass weeb song.

His Noodly Appendage>>

36 I think.

Can someone give me a recap of how this got 5 pages.. 😷

yes.

Human beings actually descended from pirates not apes, and the rapidly declining number of pirates over the years is the true cause of global warming. Also because of the pirate addition to the pastafarian genesis schtick pastafarians are encouraged to dress and take up the mannerisms of the great progenitors. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/16/474510676/holy-macaroni-welcome-to-the-first-ever-official-pastafarian-wedding

I'm buzzed as shit right now. AMA? Don't expect anything grandiose , but I'll predict your future for a post teh hee.. Might as well do something 'round here..

It can't be you it must be them right? Even if you don;t think so I wager you got a bunch of sour pussess on your wake.. Fuck 'em.

Bullshit he can't even die on video for us..

Can't say it doesn't happen.. Just saying I don't wake up thinking.. "Man I'd love to eat some ass today."