PhilosipherStoned

I feel like this is now a haiku thread all because of one Ghostrek and really I Don't know how to haiku properly with out counting syllables so fuck you I'm playing Warframe.

Honestly I know a lot about the origin of Yoga from occult studies.. but I'm just now trying it...and I really don't need another religion at least atm so I'm gonna take it in stride. I could use some Bikram Yoga with a female partner though if you know what I mean.

Meh..I explained my shit pretty thoroughly I believe. The whole 'dom.' feeder thing does not apply to me at all.. Letting someone that doesn't know how to deal with the 'consequences' embelish the fetish doesn't apply either.. It's like rules poof... For a lot of people in the community I'M talking about..

Well I still have to learn all the poses and shit good enough I don't need instruction then..and don't get me wrong that's engaging..or something simular. I better be able to suck my own dick after I'm done with this shit or something is how "morning yoga" made me feel. I'm joking, but really...AM I? 🤨

No U

Tryin' to hit me with that fine print I see..

Try what again?

*Sigh* I know, but I feel like I'm gonna have to make the shit more exciting somewhow if I keep doing it. Maybe ditch the Tibetan meditation music for some Lofi at least idk.. I think yoga stretches could really help me out with a lot of things still.

I only did some beginners thing, and probably did it horribly.. My back kind of did something weird during that thing where you raise your arm and then cross it under your other one so far with your head turned the other way you're supposed to be breathing down your upper back though.. Now my normally stiff slightly curved spine doesn't feel as compacted and tense now, but I was sure I was about to have some sort of spinal charlie horse that would've made it look like I was having a seizure if I was in public for a second. The breathing thing is probably more important than I'm giving it credit for..

Doesn't really matter to me. I love cooking, but hate dishes so it's awesome when someone offers to do the dishes if I cook though.

Work around the house for me to. Still need to repair my back fence. I took apart the flourescent light in my kitchen after I bought some new bulbs and nothing happened still. Also bought an electrical wiring tester kit because for all I know there's a bigger problem there. Pretty sure it just needs a new ballast.. Something else will probably break before I get that shit finished anyway like my dryer did.

There's way better ones than these that were floating around my facebook for a good while and cracking me up but yeah..

Asian homies keep hitting me with rapper waifu memes out of no where.. I was looking for the one this chinese dude sent me with all the boysz from the hood crew rolling with anime cut outs, but this is what I'm talking about anyway.

Wouldn't be mine..

Man that sounds so good.......

Ew.

Oh wow I freaking barely remember the old ghostbusters since I was a little chitlun when an adult tried to get me to watch the first one, and I wasn't impressed, but my attention span probably failed like after 5 mins of trying to watch it every time. I need to give all of the ghostbusters another watch, but it's like.. eh life. Don't dissapoint me with your video, and maybe I want have to watch the old ones again though.

Nah that's the one with the female crew for whatever reason ghostbusters needed that right? I've been meaning to watch it though so yeah I might check that one out I guess. I've heard mostly negative things, but I can't knock it till I see it. 🙂

A review huh. I said a new hobby, but I kind of like your youtube shit.. I mean...One of my favorites was the ADHD PSA you put out one time though.. I'm not much into startrek at all. I don't even know any of the canon and story lines for a lot of that kind of shit you review so don't expect a good review from me if you're going to be discussing old sci fi stuff. I get that's one of your big interests though so do it and I'll check it out maybe..

Maybe you just need a new hobby or something. I'd say something that gets you active and out there, but hey I know there's a real challenge out there with that right now...

Sorry to hear. I've had plenty of that shit to deal with even before covid season. Thankfully no one else added to it from the virus yet, but it still makes this shit extra depressing for me hearing about a lot of people losing family from it. 😷

Should I work in a crossfit day? You guys like crossfit? I agree it's hit or miss, and I've heard varying things about it ever since it first took off, but the army had me doing that shit like evryday at one point. Another thought...I feel like duh I'm probably bitching out on the weekends with this plan already, but ask anybody that knows anything stretches are important! Maybe Saturday can be skatepark day with an emphasis on staying moving and doing 'lines'. Not coke lines.. but skate lines.. Note 3.4: A whole day just for stretching is a little much maybe, but remember I'm already working in yoga and some kung fu shit just to summarize what I have planned... I feel like that's kind of enough to qualify as actual exercise, but the Rocky coach on my shoulder is like "Suck it up you little bitch!" already. Also stretching is going to happen before I punish the wimpy ass muscles I'm feeling now every day of course.

Let me put this plan in a better physical form for a second. Ok for now.. Sunday is just a deep relaxing stretch day for me, but I'm trying to work in yoga poses, and maybe actually try to get into yoga at least some what legit by reserving some time for it here.. Also kung fu (movement drill style) stretches that can actually be cardio if I remember what actual monk it was that was actually kind of wearing me out with his "stretch routine". Then from there it goes like this: Monday-Run Day, Tuesday Arm Day, Wednessday-Leg Day, Thursday-Ab Day, Friday-Nope has to be a run day and I can't bitch about it, Saturday....Whatever I feel like at this point dammit! Actually I'll think of something. Abs probably I need more of that for sure in here! Also Cardio, but not running cardio even though I may need to work in more.😷 Damn I'm just trying to get a routine started and kind of ingrained at this point, but it's so hard to choose what muscle groups to exercise when I know I want to isolate ab days from run days on the week schedule kind of from experience at least.. lower abdominals suck to have punished if you're trying to accomplish any kind of distance run which for now my first goal is to at least shoot for making those runs the standard 2 miles that I was used to at one point, but my feet are pretty medically fucked up from shit I bitch about too much on here already probably... Any suggestions, and or advice? Feel free to post your exercise routines.. I've really let myself get lazy with all this shit going on, and it has to stop.

I feel like I've always been fatter than I thought now, and it's kind of screwing with me after looking at all the BMI shit. Oh well. I have had a big gut at several points, but then after a while I'll finally get rid of it then be like.. "Remember when you had a big belly though that was kind of tight" gain it back, play with it some more, lose it again, and repeat the process..which can't be healthy, but hey what is that's fun except sex maybe right?

Also suck on this doc I'm staying fat! Nah I mean I do need to tone up a little AT LEAST, but BMI's are shit. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/265215