PhilosipherStoned

I'm a fan of the phrase. "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time"...or atleast find a way out of doing it.

I want to get a tarantula friend, but I've already got two doggo friends, and a kitty friend so I'm not sure I can afford it.

When's the next one gonna be @Kweerie or is it a little too soon to even be thinking about it.

I'm pretty sure I didn't even spell empathize right in that last post sponges don't feel too bad.

I figured it might play out that way to be honest. Symbolism is great, but if you're not careful it can take a lot of realness away from the story. You made me empathise with the worker girl, and give respect to the old man as a reader, but when you killed them off and made Jesus.. Good game Sponges.

I got all the symbolism sponges, and your story was actually voted up one of the highest by me if not the highest. It's just even understanding the symbolism and political satire the ending kind of tore apart all the emotions you worked so hard to pull out of the reader in the meat of the story.. That being said it made more sense than some of the sex scenes in your fanfics.

Who ever put that dbz phil collins skit together is a champ

I can't even remember how the real Scorpion and the Frog goes. I'm not sure if I ever read that one to be honest..I think your version takes the cake anyway lol.

It looks alright to me.. this site's text editor derped the sentence format, but it does that pretty easily. Also if you copy paste words from an outside site I know the editor automatically highlights the copypasta so that could be what the blocks are about. Atleast the results are up so sponges wont have a conniption fit..He still might when he sees he got 5th place though lol.

It looks about like the quality of cardboard snack companies use to market their product in stores, and those things would fall apart under the wieght of the product all the time. I know this because I used to be the one that had to put them together when I worked retail..

All their flavors taste the same basically..carbonated orange juice with caffiene.

I want you to give me 30 bucks so I can buy the one I want and make a rhyme for it..

a few relaxing hiphop beats beats to work on.

Homemade Kung Pao pork with rice noodles.

congrats

I don't have very much confidence in the whole distance thing myself, but I will say I've seen people end up gettting married from what started out as a long distance relationship.

They've knd of been that way for a while.. This is a new level of stupid though.

Someone threw a tide pod out of their window on the other side.

Security jobs are pretty chill and pay decent most of the time. If you are having to pay for the fuel or plane ticket to texas I'd just take the local thing. You made that gig sound like it might pay decent though so just consider how much you need the extra cash and if it'll be worth the move.

I think adminderatorpat may be the only one around that can do it.

I never had it happen to me personally.. and to be honest the crews I heard about getting fired from this chain were probably all in on it together.

Nice.. I hated that working at convenience stores because if they can't pin the blame on someone sometimes whole crews get fired for that shit..

Change it to Spindick. No offense but that would be awesome name.

put a few zero's behind that slut level, ansz bam..you got Rogue. Oh wait.