PhilosipherStoned

roofs and shit.

my mother works thanksgiving.

I'm not that familiar with that band, but I think I just found their favorite jam of mine..

mistakes were made/

My dogs got bones, and all the meat on both the drumsticks.. fools still lookin' at me like where's the rest of the trurkey.

I can't drink properly now. halp.

I am ok I guess. Waiting on turkey I think I need alcohols..

I've been off since monday.. I'm doing thanksgiving today with fam though since since the person doing most the cooking works on thanksgiving. Just waiting on that damn turkey I guess what's taking so long!

Well if I've learned one thing since I started working in a shipping dept. it's that sometimes you're better off just staying in your own lane..

MAn prehistoric spider data is surprisingly scarce..

I have to say the idea of a monster sized spider is pretty titilating. Imagine an insect / arachnid version of jurassic park.. https://bgr.com/2018/02/05/ancient-arachnid-spider-with-a-tail-preserved-in-amber/

damn well that huntsman looks as big as a small cat.. maybe it's just zoom or the photo angle idk.

It's all fun and games until the little guys decide to cuddle up with daddy while he's sleeping.

crikey! would you look at this beaut. wtf though could you not have made a triangle or something out of it. This looks like an artistic interpretation of autism.

Lame so lame. You make me regret waking up today. Keep up the great work man. The only thing keeping me together right now is this image I have of a 'legal teenage hottie' literally breaking you in half.. I was about to go too in depth with that for my liking. What have I become. Better scenario though anyone? I'm craving some poetic justice today for lunch.

I has hangover. I wonder if coffee will help. Honestly I bet I just need to drink water, and I'll be fine. I don't feel that bad.

awww kitty. I don;t know what else to say to that.. I've actually had the opportunity to bag and tag a turkey for thanksgiving when I was younger is what I meant. Tell me you arent talking about the damn gobblers though. Cuz mumbo.. Or whoever @Tied Up Turkey Dominator was has my brain fucked on thinking about that.

I came from a place where I could 'buy' a fresh turkey.. lemme tell you I don't much care for the stuff inside. *pukes*

bro. don't go. I want pics if it happens..

*feeds ego*

I gave the turkey to my mother to fist.. Tht's so fuckin' wrong.. Anyway my place of work gave us all a free Butterball turkey so.

Yeah how woyld that last one look without the spare?

3 days and..38 hrs down. 4 days to party hardy.. better make it 3.

Man you better get a whole oz for that bad boy unless it's some killah.

Holiday season in the Shipping Dpt. Yay... Not that y'all care about me or anything, but I'll check in tomorrow after work maybe.. I already know the store I'm packing is gonna tear me up.. The christmas trees.. the wrapping paper.. The fucking Sterilite cooler boxes that NEVER STOP BEING A BITCH. Oh well mans gotta eat.