PhilosipherStoned

My uhh..my drain was clogged in the kitchen. I should've just took the pipes loose, but I didn't.

This shit is mildly entertaining. Probably because I've been unintentionally getting high off of a mixture of Liquid Plumber, cleaning vinegar, and cloralen bleach. Also I may or may not of unintentionally mixed up a batch of deadly chlorine gas. It burns like CS.

That's some bonkers shit..

Moats weren't intended to be a security measure they were an atempt at plumbing and made out of putrid sewage... Sewage so putrid you could end up dying in hours of disease if you fell in one.. So yeah they did end up being a good security measure.

That shit is lame as fuck I've been tellin' yall that for years. At best you might find someone lookin' for a good bootycall..I mean if two basic bitches end up meeting each other (regardless of gender). Of course they're gonna get married and make the site look good, but in reality it's no better than facebook.

I just don't understand why so many people want their account deleted when they leave. It's funny.

Korean BBQ .

Most disturbing Zeni thread yet.. featuring Fuggs.

Sorry I don't check the calender just to make a birthday thread.. Best wishes though.

Still man if you go to a good shop they'll get an oil change done in like 10 min tops..maybe 30 if it's swamped, but I never wait that long. Don't go to walmart for an oil change or places like it because I'm almost sure they drag it out on purpose. The only reason I don't do my oil changes myself is I know the guy that runs a good tire shop here. This guy does them so cheap including the price of filters and oil that I prefer to let the shop do it. They put it on the lift and literally 10 mins later I'm out most of the time.

A lock for a refrigerator? That's some next level shut up and take my money shit >_>

What the cooking? I probably will to.

Find something to be thankful for ingreat.

I was going to screenshot the facebook page, but it just seems a little mean. I think whoever that was got the message after I deleted the 3rd friend request.

See this is why I brought this to UE/ You come up with the best ideas. I do feel the need to mention I've already deleted like 3 friend requests. How do you use facebooks block feature? Like most panzie shit that's something I don't really know how to do.. I can't block someone unless their on my friends list? Anyway it's not really a problem I just thought it was funny. I think I might should be nice though because her facebook page reminds me of one of my friends that's a little mentally challenged.. She could just be an older lady that just got a hold of a computer and figured out how to work it, but.. I'm putting to much thought into this.

What movie are we talking about anyway this one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cube_(film)

You disgust me.

Bullshit. you arent talking to fuggs here buddy. I wanted that post to look as incomprehensible as the way that facebook account made me feel. I have a hard time believing it's real, but I still don't really care enough to block it atm. I don't even think she's legally... ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER FUCKING HUMAN BEING WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF A LEGALLLY COMPETENT CARETAKER to finish the sentence you were so stuck on, but man... honestly DON'T READ THIS. I got two words that'll end my side of the conversation with the both of you. Bitch, no.

Like I said... It's just too much. That is all.

Her profile picture is sideways.

Makes me want to run away from my computer a bit.. This level of cringe is just too strong. but I had shit I was gonna do. Bitch comin at me from the trailer park.. I have enough material comin' my way too induce vomiting.. that's for sure.

I just want to start out by saying I'm not really proud of the way I phrased that title.. but this can't be a phishing account, it's WAY too persistent. Help. I always feel bad for saying look I'm not interested in you.. How do I tell her she's ugly. i dunno I don't think she's legally...she has to be a bit derpy or somethin' she looks like she could be in her 30's.. (More like 46+) She's white, and comin at me with this shit like U R sexy.. Gotta be a troll right.. idk. ignore it just ignore it.. bitch keeps wavin' at me on facebook. I don't know.

uggh.. all that processed meat junk was blended up though wasn't it ketchup and mustard always turn me on though.

Hmm I bet you that doesn't taste bad.. hell of a lot of disgusting imagery there though.

Meh I should be good now honestly, My work schedule is what causes the manditory day of sleep. It's just easy for me to get into a very vampiric cycle after that.