PhilosipherStoned

You must be at a shopping center. You're supposed to be shopping while you wait.

MAn kids wouldn't stop me from sleeping all day.. They'd get me up to go to the park and I would just go to the kitchen, slam a box a cereal , and some milk on the table then go back to bed and forget it ever happened.. I still have some high quality ear pro from the rifle ranges if that doesn't work.

Too blurry.. Can I get it on pay per view?

Sleeping all day makes me feel like a Phillies thread.

When I don't have to work it's easy for me to sleep until like 3 pm, but mostly because I end up staying awake until the sun comes up playing videogames, listening to, or working on music.

Now, I ain't sayin' you a gold digger..

Guys get out of my room I'm busy!

He pronounced it namerica..

See if it's still there. >_> That really sucks though. If it's still there you need to spend it on powerball tickets..

burn the motherf----er down.

Yeah I'm enjoying the last minute character announcements I hope there's more.

They like to swim in bath tubs, and wake you up with a bite to the kneck..

I had one before. They can be a pain in the ass.

You should save up for a hot air balloon. I bet fucking a balloon in a balloon would really make your day.

A temporary fix for what? Needing more temporary fixes? Just get a new chromebook for a little more man.

The shit you buy at the grocery store is mostly water anyway so it makes sense.

I like him. He makes me feel loved.

Holy shit RIP R Lee Ermy, but that was way better than the original.

well it's actually Big Red.. Possibly my favorite Soda. A liter o' cola sounded better to say than a Liter of Big Red though.

I'm drinking a liter of cola.

This is amazing. Truly.

Yep. Actually I am. I needed this pick me up.