PhilosipherStoned

Lol I like to do that too. Gotta cook outside the box. 😄

been taking notes lol.. I guess you can't say I didn't study for this test at least.

*Also for the sake of this thread topic, and the science of drug testing, and knowing what happens when labs violate your shit it takes 5-10+ days for recent cannabis use to metabolize it's way into the area of the hair follicle closest to your scalp.. It depends a lot on the speed your hair grows, and your type of hair. Personally I think even urine tests are unethical, but hair follicles definitely are in my opinion and unless you are applying for something critical like DOT, aviation, and things like that employers shouldn't even be allowed to require hair follicle tests. Even urine tests constitute a breach of privacy since both give the tester way more information about the donor than whether or not they smoked a blunt in the last month.

I've seen a lot of shit like this even from more scientific sources.. “One of the stand-out benefits of hair drug testing is its sensitivity and its long window of detection of up to 3 months of prior drug use. Because of this, hair testing is often referred to as a ‘lifestyle test.’ However, that long look-back window is not necessarily the best way to detect a single instance of drug use in scenarios like post-accident testing. Instead, hair testing is more informative of a repeated pattern of drug usage during the broader detection window. The detection of a single drug-use event is complicated by the extremely small percentage of the total dose incorporated into the growing hair during that single use event.” I'm still sweatin' I'm not going to sleep easy tonight with the dread of not knowing if I'll pass. Plus since this paper was dated for today now I have to make an excuse for why I didn't go there after I got off work, but with the flour mill being located like 7-10 miles out of town, and that clinic closing in just 2-1/2hrs after they gave me the paper I should be able to make an excuse. Going to be shampooing and bleaching my hair every chance I get within.. practicality.. I'm not trying to destroy that shit, and smoking a few bowls of regi over a few days shouldn't allow for there to be a high concentration of thc in my hair follicles anyway. I'm just so nervous since this is the first time I've been required to do a hair follicle.. With no actual experience passing one after recently smoking there is no way for me to know for sure. Wish me luck.

I did. That just means it detects use up to 90 days prior, but like I said it detects heavy or habitual users more so since thc metabolites build up and stick in the hair follicles.. I fade my hair at least twice a month for the national guard, and I've only smoked what would amount to 2 or 3 full sized blunts this entire year, and I even shared my par that I divided up with the guy I was smoking with.. I'm only concerned because it has only been a week tops since I smoked. A lot of info I've read says "infrequent users" have a pretty good chance of going undetected. Think of the hair strands like a trees rings. If you smoke everyday, and rarely cut your hair those strands are going to have some brilliant thc metabolite rings.

Don't know about obtaining those expensive..and shady shampoos though.. At least in time.

Part of me wants to just stop worrying, but the rest of me is eye balling all of the people saying "If you smoked ANY amount of pot in the last 3 months+ you're fucked "... Everytime I'm worried about a drug test I start scrolling through stoner forums and scyring everywhere for all the info. I'm going to try this I think to be safe.. https://detoxmarijuanafast.com/jerry-g-method-review and/or this. https://www.theihcc.com/macujo-method-review-pass-hair-follicle-drug-test-guaranteed/

Your reasoning? @André Toulon

I think they were trying to say their ex boyfriend made that Linkedin account and used the same picture as on the facebook account... That's why I lol'd when they replied "Oh noes the police have been trying to stop him he veawy bad" after I posted the linkedin account. It was like they were still trying to be that chick in the photo, and trying to say that their ex boyfriend was making slander accounts in her name.. Only from what I can tell that linkedin account with 120+ followers is way more legit than a blank facebook page with nothing more than a name and a photo. 😆

I've heard the testers will just take the hair from other places on your body. Lol I mean shaving my whole body is an option a guess, but it's pretty much a dead give away as well, and I've heard the SOP is to turn people away or even fail them if they show up completely shaved.. I just wish I had a better idea of what my chances are.. I've read It takes a week + for smoked thc to make it's way into your hair follicles, and the one time I smoked this year was a small amount I got on the 6th..but I smoked bowls of it for 3 or 4 days that week. I mean I think there's at least some chance I'll pass. I just want a better idea before tomorrow afternoon.

I too am worried. Can I borrow some hair? What if I buy a really convincing wig for my drug test.. Nah even if it fooled them they'd probably be able to see the hair wasn't mine and I don't know shit about wigs. They might end up testing hair that isn't even human.

Lol at the open tabs on those screenshots.

I'm still nervous as fuck. Why the hell do they do pre-employment hair follicle tests to work as a "packing helper" at a freaking flour mill.

They just said ok to that last remark I made that was sort of a reveal. I was hoping they would make themselves look more stupid with that fake ex boyfriend story.

I think they realize I'm not buying this fake account with a stolen picture now..

Well at least I'm smart enough to not try that. I've already washed all the hair on my body with two types of shampoo, and even used a little of two types of bleach in the process. I don't recommend you try that at home unless your careful though. Vinegar is suggested to help this process too... I might use a few more chemicals, but I'm definitely not going overboard since there's a good chance it doesn't even affect the test. Some say cutting the hair off and obstaining is the only way.. Of course there are insanely expensive shampoos marketed for this kind of thing, but I haven't the time nor the funds to be expirimenting with that crap.

Over the years I've done a lot of digging into drug testing specifics since Marijuana has such a long detection time, but I have never once had to actually take a hair follicle test. I know there's a lot of rumors or legends out there that a hair strand can throw a positive if you smoked heavily years ago, and that it's so much more fine tuned..but in all the research into it I've done it seems like it's not as exact as a lot of people think. Here's the situation. I've went pretty much all year without smoking, and passed 2 urine tests and a swab test so far, but about a week and a half ago I decided to buy a $20, and pretty much split that in half with a friend since he usually gives it to me for free anyway. Today the company I've been working for through a temp agency decided to hire me, and HR just gave me the form to go get a hair follice test done a few hours ago when I got done with my shift. That clinic closes in a half an hour so I'm probably just going to wait until tomorrow to go anyway. I got off at 3pm, and that clinic closes at 6 so that didn't give me much time to get it done anyway. If they ask why I didn't do it yesterday I'll say I had a situation I had to take care of at home, and by the time I was done it was too late to get in. With urine tests I'm usually golden, and I've passed those with less days to cleanse than I already have under my belt this time, but the fact I've never had a hair follicle, and the data I'm getting about them is so varying makes me incredibly nervous. A lot of info I'm reading says that hair follicle tests suck at detecting infrequent users at all though, and like I said I just smoked a little skimp $10 sack of some dirt weed a week ago, and that's all I've smoked this year. What do you think my chances are? I'm hoping someone here has some real experience with hair tests, and how they relate to pot..

Salmon and asparagus? For real.. I'm normally not a Gordon Ramsay type dude at all lol, but I guess that triggered me. 😆

Well at least you have a positive outlook about I guess lol.

I don't want to know.. That combination irritates me for some reason anyway.. I can do Asparagus every now in then. Keep that shit away from the Salmon though.. You want to add some veggies do kale, spinach or literally anything else.. Asparagus.. Really why u gonna put that with the Salmon.

omg share the wealth. 😲

wtf.. That guys voice in the last one. Also I might need a translation lol. 😆