PhilosipherStoned

This the shit that gets you hard?

Really been feeling this..

Damn why you gonna beat my man down like this arent there better targets.

I don't know if she's into anal, but we'll see.

Yeah it's really not a good time.. I'm probably about to get the rona from my girl tonight, but fuck it.

Don't do it ghostie.

Probably the n word.

Maybe they just took a break from the internet.. No you're right. That wouldn't happen.

Wow I did better with this track then I thought lol... I AM working in another beat.... So hard to sign off though...

You fools think it's all fun and games until I throw a drive shaft at you like a damn spear. jk,,

Kill 'em bro.

My gf works as a cashier at the autozone though. Conflict of interest? Nah I'd be on the road most of the time anyway right. 🤨

*inb4 "prepare to get looted."*

I'm sure doing it is filled with as much bs and negative personal interactions as any jpb, but it seems like me. It's just parts delivery for Autozone, but I'm going to bring up the fact I've driven in convoys for hundreds of miles in military vehicles, and used my own truck as a cable contractor for service calls and such.. Hey they furnish the vehicle.. Also I've lost a good deal of my automotive knowledge from not working with parts since I was in high school, but I enjoyed both years of auto tech and working in a shop environment. Plus I'm one of the only one's that finds..signs, and TRIES to get defects fixed with my national guard units vehicles. Supposingly a lot of the reason shit never gets fixed is funding and parts being on back order for months.

That moment not being captured is a travesty then..

Her idea really. I hate taking pictures in general I already told her that, but she asked for some I guess because she couldn't come over after work. She already has pics of me. I mean we exhanged pics a long time ago. She wants to fuck, but had to do shit with her family yesterday idk.. and yeah I meant I think she's been sending me photos of herself years younger but I'm not that worried about it, and I'm definitely not going to call her on it.

Cheating? I don't remember saying that, and no we are just now getting to the point of being exclusive. I wouldn't think of this as an "arc" but if the shit tickles your pickle what ever.

I mean physically.. that shit has never been a thing for me, but I'm pretty tired of having my mind stuck on somebody. I feel like it's not a good thing. Maybe it is. I've never let this happen.. idfk. I even had to tell her she better not be finessing me. Yeah.. this all is very uncharacteristic of me. This years kind of kept us a part with dumb shit and added to the..tension though. Maybe we'll mesh even more maybe we'll hit an impasse, but there's really only one way to find out.

I only discussed a bit of facebook back and forth we had around the time we first met here, but there's a lot more to it...

Lame. I'm alright though. I still don't feel like I have 'blue balls' I feel like that's some confused adolescent shit I'm just saying this lady is really testing my chill.. On purpose. It sucks.

I've tried bro.. It's just too strong.

That would be a croc in that setting. Most likely Africa.. They are a bit less timid.

Just grab the snake and throw it at the lion, but I mean is it a black mamba? A boomslang? Chances are in that ecosystem it might be packin' so there you go. Sorry snake, but I didn't spend my childhood playing and even working with venomous snakes for nothing.

Happy birthday papa bear.

Yeah I think she's cheating though, and sending me old selfies while I'm over here snapping fresh ones of my dried up mug.