PhilosipherStoned

Most people seem to think all his presidential election pursuits are just to split the minority vote in Trump's favor, but as Naraku pointed out the deadline to get on the ballot for a lot of states has already passed, and the states where it hasn't have deadlines that are way too close for anybody to effectively campaign so.. whatever. Write your boy in though he has to do better than Trump right? smh.

I don't really read too much into opening sequences a lot, and I definitely don't have the ric and morty opening commited to memory.

From what I've seen there's nothing "edgy" about it.. It's retained all the original goofy satire of it's origin while getting recognized as an official religion in a few countries which kind of makes the "New Atheism" tag false.

Honestly I don't think any countries recognized it as a religion until way later than Myspace's collapse, but the virality of Henderson's letter could've started there..

Hmmm Maybe work on some gospel for this even if it's satirical. Kind of like the FSM "Thy noodle come thy sauce be yum" prayer I posted.. You laid out enough framework I think, and as I've said the concept of worshipping time as a god I can get with, but what about holidays, written gospel, prayers etc? It just seems to lack spirit, and the religion as a whole could use a bit of spice and appeal.

Also is Flavor Flav a good example of what someone expressing their spirituality in your religion would look like because that's the picture I'm getting. Don't get me wrong I'm not wearing a colander on my head that shit looks stupid. Full pirate regalia on the otherhand might happen..

When do I get to the cool part with time dragons, Bill and Ted? Hell I'll even take an old world police call booth that's bigger on the inside. Also I've never played Elder Scrolls. I don't feel like this time dragon really gets me..

Quob can make your dream a reality with just a touch of a noodily appendage. However you must give consent. Quob does not create without consent.

@SwimModSponges Is your religion still somewhre in the share space? I glanced over it, but it was a pretty tedious read that could use a few beer volcanoes, and stripper factories.. and beer. Oh I said beer already disregard.

Plus I fucking love spaghetti and pasta in general so having an omnipotent god made out of spaghetti just really turns me on. 😵

I can do both because Quob isn't a self absorbed sociopath like a lot of gods and saviors. RAmen~ ☠️

"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen."

Somebody give me like $40 so I can become an ordained minister. Jk.

Congratulations.

Quob and IPU go hand in hand. We should unite our causes.

That's why I thought I'd share this. I heard about "The church of the FSM" years ago, and forgot all about it because it hasn't got a lot of mainstream attention here in the states I guess. I found that facebook group recently though and it reignited my curiosity.

I pray the Andim recieves you all in his grace.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/181753425298669

Seriously though this facebook group is lit.

Quob gets your hatred of textbook religion. https://www.britannica.com/topic/Flying-Spaghetti-Monster

A beer volcano and a stripper factory with no catch.. Think about it guys.

I joined a facebook group for pastafarianism, and though I get that is the point of it all...(Not knowing what the fuck to make out of any of it.) I'm trying to figure this shit out still.. Thy Noodle Come — Thy Sauce Be Yum — R’Amen

Yeah, but publicity stunt or not it's a bit laughable. Kim Kardashian as first lady though? It's fun to think about.