GunStarHero

The Suicide Squad (2021) - 5/10 If you found the trailers funny, you'll probably enjoy this. To its credit, it's far better than the last Suicide Squad movie, but that's also a bar so low you can trip over it, in my opinion. Almost all the jokes fell flat and the plot is paper thin. The movie tries to shock you with gore and sudden deaths (that are often fake outs anyways) and I struggled to finish the movie. The version of Harley Quinn they keep using sucks, please for the love of god stop putting her in these movies. She's a living, breathing Hot Topic t-shirt rack from 2005. As much as I enjoyed the animated Suicide Squad movie, I really wish these movies would me a favor and kill themselves, too.

I mean I can see the concept of it making sense but I've never heard of it, either. Reminds me of this video where a guy thinks the government is listening in on him when he plays online games so he learns Navajo but now no one understands him at all.

Luca (2021) - 5/10 Gave me some heavy Hey Arnold vibes, which was good, but this was otherwise kinda barebones. Seemed more like a pilot for a TV show than a movie. Nothing terrible about it, but nothing great, either. Gorgeous animation and visuals, at times. Wish this film was more daring, but they played it safe.

At first I was like, "man, where did you find a shirt with shredded chicken on it." and anyways, I'm an idiot.

Army of the Dead (2021) - 4/10 Packed to the brim with fun ideas, ultimately doing nothing with them despite the bloated runtime. This movie has plot holes you can practically walk through, some of which seem to be due to having to replace a cast member late in production while the rest appear to point towards the slew of Army of the Dead content down the pipeline. For me, that's not a good look for a standalone, franchise starter. There's some fun to be had here, but much like the titular army of undead, you'll need to turn your brain off to enjoy this one.

Mortal Kombat (2021) - 5/10 Sequel bait trash that was fun to rag on. Boss Level (2021) - 7/10 Groundhog day type movie that treats things like a video game. Fun little movie.

Watched it after having it recommended to me. Did not expect it to be that kind of show and was dismissing it as another, generic super hero cartoon. Glad I was wrong. Watched the whole thing in a couple of days.

Had a very complicated history with that car but I don't have it anymore and haven't for many years.

1973 914 Porsche 2018 Soul

Be a pass from me, ghost.

Idk probably the sun or something in the sky.

Our papas are the same!

Anyways

I have sectoral heterochromia, but they're mostly brown and blue.

Internet chefs be like:

I've been pretty disappointed to see a lot of these so called premium streaming apps are worse than something free like Pluto TV. Nevermind the fact that a lot of them have little to no enticing content, especially anything I haven't seen before.