GunStarHero

I don't know. Kinda setting them to the side right now. Really hyping myself up for my move in August, though, when I get a house. Gonna go bonkers with the game room. I have 11 TVs ready to roll, including these nine identical ones I got earlier this year: I have about 20 posters/wall decorations that are going to go up, too. The games from the posters include: Pokemon Red/Blue; Halo 2; Super Smash Bros. Melee; Overwatch; Star Wars Battlefront; Destiny; Wind Waker; Breath of the Wild; GTA San Andreas. The other, non-game ones are: Starship Troopers; The Great Wave off Kanagawa; One Punch Man; Video Game High School; Bruce Lee. And the other decorations are stuff like: Master Chief Helmet (wearable); Halo Assault Rifle; Halo Plasma Pistol; Halo Magnum; Halo Needler; Halo RC Warthog; Ash Ketchum's Hat; DBZ Scouter; The Official Pokemon Trainer Guide on VHS; The Unofficial Pokemon Trainer Guide on VHS; various game and game console boxes. Currently have 14 consoles, and looking to buy more original Xboxes to LAN together with all the TVs. Already got lots of copies of Halo CE; Halo 2; Burnout 3; Timesplitters; Star Wars Battlefront 2; among other single titles like Super Street Fighter 2, Smash Bros. Melee, NBA Jam TE, Bomberman Party Edition, and tons more. Shit, I even managed to find exactly 11 RF Adapters for the original Xbox, all still brand new. Sorry for the long post. Just so hyped!

My high school AP art teacher once famously said she was going to "take (me) out back and strangle (me) for being so talented but half committed." I say "famously" because she said it during an assembly.

Currently melting in this heat. It's 11:30pm and it is still 104° outside. Like, even the sun was like "fuck this, it's too hot outside" and bounced. But it's still 104°. My fans and AC are both fighting a commendable battle and I salute them. Other than that, I'm just sitting in my undies at my desk while I blare electronic music, swap back and forth between the four websites I have chosen to live on, and contemplating doing something productive or firing up a video game. Also, waiting on my kielbasa to finish cooking so I can get in some noms before retiring to my second desk (aka mattress with a laptop).

Ayyyyyy! Congrats, yo! This calls for a celebration. I'll go ahead and start drinking now, though.

This is how I see vegans:

I said in the title it's anything you're proud of.

Is that a whale or the Kool Aid man's anthropomorphic dick?

But...but Viper said!

Makes you wonder how much lost/rare stuff is just tucked away in someone's house somewhere or has just been tossed out over the years.

Despite having all necessary ingredients at the ready, too lazy to make pizza. Order pizza. Too lazy to get up, scoot chair to door to answer. Pay tip with card cause I'm too lazy to grab wallet and get cash. Scoot back to computer with pizza in hand. Eat a few slices. Scoot into kitchen to put leftovers in fridge. Box won't fit. UGGGGGH. Foil and tupperware in top shelf. Screw it. Scoot back to computer and gnaw at pizza for the rest of the night.

Supernova was strawberry and Revolution was mixed berry with ginseng.

Voltage is ok, but I liked the other flavors it was up against and ultimately beat out. One of them is called Supernova and it shows up from time to time, though often only in the diet variety for some reason. The other one was Revolution, and it was the best Mountain Dew flavor ever, IMO.

You know, I've been considering doing a little faux-adult swim after I move into the new place. Was gonna take the classic line-ups and even [as] commercials and edit them together to resemble the old broadcasts just for shits and giggles.

We won't hear cause that shit is garbage.

I worked up the courage to go on some dates earlier this year. First time since 2014 (and before that I had never been on one). The recent dates were...pretty bad. Went on three in total, with three different guys. Tried to add a girl to the mix but they fuckin' play too much.

It can be hard to hunt them down, but I'm super interested in finding martial arts movies that never made it past VHS. It's crazy to think just how many crappy movies got made in the span of 4 decades. Even prolific directors of bad films, like Godfrey Ho, don't actually know how many movies they made. He's gone on record as saying he and his team would make a new movie almost every week for years, and by the time a movie got out to some local discount theater, they'd have made 2 more movies already. Someone interviewed him years ago about one of his movies and he had no idea it was his until he saw his name on the box.

My pillow does my hair. But on a more serious note, I just kinda bounce around. Last time I went to the Sports Clips down the street. Only $15 and the girl did a pretty good job.

You can exclusively persuade people that Pepsi is better than Coca-Cola. I want perfect accuracy.

You control plants but now have to deal with their perpetual whining about vegetarians. Good luck against the zombies! I want the power to just make people shit themselves at my behest.

For me, even though the vast majority of customers are fine or do nothing of note, for better or worse, it's the customer interaction that I hate the most about my job. A lot of the bad ones just kinda come and go in my mind, and I forget about them by the time I'm home. But some of them are overachievers in the wrong direction and excel at being pieces of shit. I swear we don't run restaurants in the casino, just one-sided rage cages where people pay to bitch at us.

Passing through matter requires you to heavily lube the entry point. I wanna be a fire mage, yo.

Anything beyond 2 days is just awful, IMO. Once you hit that wall and you just kinda...exist. Just super sluggish and zombie-esque. Also sleep paralysis sucks.