GunStarHero

I keep a bike with me at all times for just such an occasion. So I'd lose the bike, and probably my shoes. I'd be a total little bitch about it and be like, "I heard Debo got a new bike..."

You misunderstand. The version with the nipples is for my own, personal collection. Once I have that, your icon will be approved.

I'm not approving that until I see her nips.

Eff that. All my stuff is digital nowadays and I keep it in plain sight on my computer. Says porn. You click it, you see my porn. Who cares if someone finds it? That's on them. Found my step dad's stash when I was younger. I was like, "why are these porno VHS tapes mixed in with the Disney ones" and then I stopped asking questions.

Just don't be like this guy that went exclusively to get with Japanese girls. https://np.reddit.com/r/JapanTravel/comments/6379ap/wasting_my_time_in_japan/

http://www.adultswim.com/promos/rickmobile/#yG1OPwtRdGqb They keep updating the schedule for this thing and right now it looks like I will be able to catch it when it's in town. Basically it's a little pop-up shop that sells a limited amount of exclusive merchandise for a few hours and then they ride off into the sunset, bound for the next town. This isn't everything but it's most of the stuff they're selling. Have also seen some shirts and posters, possibly freebies?

Don't talk with your mouth full. You've got something on your face. Can you pass me a napkin? Just like grandma used to make. Martha, you fat fuck!

Pretty sure your boyfriend is Drake.

But I already have an arcade?

Fleshlights are just dildo holsters. But yes! All the dicks!

I thought it was like a dildo armory.

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE HAPPINESS JUST MEANS THAT ALL THE BULLSHIT THAT COMES WITH LIFE NO LONGER BOTHERS YOU BUT IDK AHHHHHH!

First time painting in 4 years. Just trying to see if I still can. Only did line art and base coats so far.

I went out of my way to make a very large batch of from scratch banana pudding for the employees to enjoy today. Not 15 minutes after I placed it in the employee dining room did someone drop their phone in it and ruin it. -_'

No holiday pay so not really. Would have rather had the day off.

We were absolutely dead last 4th of July at my main casino. Everyone is busy with their own parties.

Maybe it is poison. And maybe I wanna die. Let me have my fizzy death syrup!

I MAKE THINGS.

We've been in the 110s down here for a couple weeks. On top of that I'm surrounded by ovens, stoves, grills, and kettles all day. So shush.

I've stumbled across a lot of...interesting things while searching for old [as] stuff, too. I have no idea who that is but he did post a picture of himself on that site. If the registration date is correct then that is an entirely different message board since the Propsero board didn't become public until 5/23/2003. Just looks like a generic, early-2000s forum to me.

Am I doing this right???

I AM BECOME GOLD. Just a personal achievement I finally (and lazily) completed of getting both Hammers of Ragnaros.