I'm no sushi chef but I used to make these little sushi rolls with eel, unagi sauce, and cream cheese. Good little energy boost, but a bit pricey to make regularly.
I still remember the jingle for the Alabama fair.
"People come from miles around, from the farms and from the towns, to where excitement will be found at the Alabama National Fair!"
I'm too soft to have a good story. When I drink I just run my mouth more than usual. But one time I walked away from a game in progress on my Xbox to play another game on my PC. Scandalous, I know.
I keep a bike with me at all times for just such an occasion. So I'd lose the bike, and probably my shoes.
I'd be a total little bitch about it and be like, "I heard Debo got a new bike..."