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Bouvre

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  1. Neither did I Tbh
  2. Thank you! And I'm always surprised because I don't ever know what I'm doing, so I'm glad I managed to weasel my way through this again.
  3. Thank you! It's certainly something I love doing, and certainly my plan for it to not be something I pursue with any desire to make a real job from it.
  4. I have a cloaca.
  5. I get them wholesale at Costco. Also it's not warm enough to warrant shedding.
  6. Thank you!
  7. @stilgar
  8. I wrote a rather silly song to commemorate the occasion. https://elliegordon.bandcamp.com/track/moonshine-demo
  9. A penguin is driving through Arizona when all of a sudden it starts having car trouble, so it calls AAA and gets towed into the city. At the repair shop, the penguin wants to know how long the wait will be. "It's not too busy of a day," the mechanic tells him. "I'd say about an hour, hour and a half." So the penguin waits. At first, he tries to kill time in the waiting area, but he's a penguin in a very hot climate, so the oscillating fan isn't doing him enough to make the situation bearable. So he ventures off to find a colder shop somewhere nearby. He's walking down the main drag. It's a hot day. Phoenix is just not the kind of place for a penguin to be. He's only made it a few blocks but still doesn't think he can tolerate it much longer. All of a sudden, he sees an ice cream shop and finds himself overwhelmed with joy. He waddles into the shop and sits at the counter. The server asks what he wants and the penguin says "Give me the biggest bowl of vanilla ice cream you can find!" The server is super pleased to see such a cute penguin that he serves up several bowls' worth in a single mixing bowl. The penguin gets so excited that he forgoes any utensils. He just basically dives right in, face first, snapping his beak at every last bit of the ice cream. When the penguin emerges from the depths of the bowl, he sees the clock. He's spent all his time indulging himself in vanilla ice cream that time has passed quite quickly. His car was no doubt ready now. He returns to the shop. The mechanic sees him and says, "Yeah, I fixed your car. It looks like you blew a seal." "Oh no!" The penguin laughs, "it's just ice cream."
  10. Could also depend on the other job.
  11. Damn.
  12. Also-fuggin-lately!
  13. What kind of jazz, on a scale of Kenny G to Sun Ra?
  14. I'm not on often, but Tintinnabuli
  15. To open the discussion, how might homage have opened up a looseness in art so that plagiarism and theft is in its own way acceptable? Sure, The Night of The Hunter is iconic. You see it in The Simpsons "Cape Feare", The Coen Brothers True Grit and Big Lebowski and Raising Arizona (they love Night of The Hunter), and a very obvious nod from Spike Lee, but who determines what's iconic enough to avoid a legal battle?
  16. These claims are one of the most difficult to legitimize, so it takes some real "beyond reasonable doubt" to even make a judge not throw out the case.
  17. I feel like half of this is pretty correct. The other half makes me think y'all are eating or cooking chicken way differently.
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