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Bouvre

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  1. Shout on the outside of it too. There's a cute cop who tends to answer all the domestic disturbance calls in this neighborhood and I want his number.
  2. For what it's worth I think you're doing a real good Job right now.
  3. God wants Her black T-shirt back. Also, you're not keeping the cat. Not that She is either. But She has ordained it to die. She says it's because Fuck You.
  4. "I'm not just blowing smoke up your ass." "What else are you doing back there, then?"
  5. I'll learn you real good, sweet baby carrot
  6. The accounts vary so: http://therumpus.net/2012/03/saturday-history-stevens-and-hemingway/ http://www.kwls.org/key-wests-life-of-letters/ernest_hemingway_knocked_walla/
  7. Qu'est-ce que c'est?
  8. Drunk enough to be Wallace Stevens in Key West taking a punch from Ernest Hemingway.
  9. The title was surely misleading. As somebody nonbinary who wants to teach, my heart sank reading your initial response, but now I'm relieved. <3
  10. On top of the eight year old surviving a hanging recently, there was also the swastikas on campus last spring.
  11. My alma mater! I'm surprised it's gotten this big. I saw only one person I know post the video.
  12. I'm nonbinary and called dibs on wife/mom.
  13. Can't remember the last time we did.
  14. His birthday sex. Anr I dont know what that's about. All I know is I'm his only wife.
  15. We've been married for 2 years, but sometimes I refer to him as boyfriend because I'm ridiculous. Thanks. <3
  16. I once made a chicken. It required turning into a chicken and gettin' some. But that steamy erotic night made a chick I'm proud to call my daughter. You should see her softball arm now. It took a man's life once.
  17. At Guitar Center plugging distortion pedals into distortion pedals and yelling in what might sound like Japanese so all the longhaired bearded dudes pull their heads out of the tube amps to cry "Is that dude in Boris!?!?"
  18. And it's HIS birthday today, not mine! I love this man. Please wish him good things here.
  19. This guy was in his early twenties. I was 18. So, nine years ago.
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