God wants Her black T-shirt back.
Also, you're not keeping the cat.
Not that She is either.
But She has ordained it to die.
She says it's because Fuck You.
The accounts vary so:
http://therumpus.net/2012/03/saturday-history-stevens-and-hemingway/
http://www.kwls.org/key-wests-life-of-letters/ernest_hemingway_knocked_walla/
I once made a chicken.
It required turning into a chicken and gettin' some.
But that steamy erotic night made a chick I'm proud to call my daughter.
You should see her softball arm now.
It took a man's life once.
At Guitar Center plugging distortion pedals into distortion pedals and yelling in what might sound like Japanese so all the longhaired bearded dudes pull their heads out of the tube amps to cry "Is that dude in Boris!?!?"