Bouvre

I will but it's okay because I love you.

Charge everybody a cheap rate that pays off the room

Take it to anime convention levels of firehazard and just squeeze into my 2 bed room currently hosting 9+ people

So you're gay.

The best excuse to use the bathroom is to buy a beer at 12 pm.

I finally made it back home this weekend and stole Ellison's Invisible Man from the shelves so I could finally actually read this book in honor of banned books.

“You are not Dostoevsky,' said the woman... 'You never can tell...' he answered. 'Dostoevsky is dead,' the woman said, a bit uncertainly. 'I protest!' said Behemoth hotly, 'Dostoevsky is immortal!” --The Master and Margarita, Mikhail Bulgakov

Relationship goals.

Ahh, how Byronic of you to choose the squirrelraccoon of the animal kingdom.

I demANd Boobs be my new nickname. Also, it was breakfast for dinner. Not breakfast.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel motherfucker

Wouldn't be my first time.

No but my heart can't handle the voltage of those Tasers.

Be right there with bacon.

Are we gathering squirrel troops for war against the raccoons? Or are we on the raccoons' side?

in bed?

All too well. I know all too well.

They showed me his desk. They allowed me nowhere near it.

Call him Captain next time; it'll make him hard fast enough to zip up another man's downed fly.

Breakfast's life is in your hands, dude.

I tried that. They send different cops. On the bright side, they've shown me his desk the last time they brought me in.

If I don't get his number I'm canceling breakfast for dinner.