Bouvre

He got his but I didn't get mine, so there's also that element to consider.

The first person who tried to sleep with me just tried to jam his giant dick in and it resulted in too much discomfort to call it sex. The second person was my boyfriend and while we were good for non-penetrative sex, we never went further. There was a period of merely awkward sexual encounters that resulted in nothing. Now there's my husband, who can always get it. So, one, basically.

The last time I kicked it Big Willie Style was fifteen years ago. I received a subpoena and was restricted by the nation's fifth most renowned prosecuting attorney from ever kicking it Big Willie Style again.

As if God could will me to be anything else.

Also Josh Ritter's new album shows a lot of promise.

A+

I've listened to Turtleneck on repeat for so long

... Fuck

Please?

And I do

It's funny I became such a good reader, because a school librarian once barred me from checking out a book when I was in elementary, making me read in front of her to "prove" I was skilled enough to comprehend it. Of course I failed, and of course I go on into higher education for a relevant/related degree. Long story short, perhaps show spite instead of forcing kids to do what you want. Revenge is a better motivator I guess maybe.

I believed in you though!!

I love it! Very impressive!

I love you too darling but absolute power corrupts absolutely.

not modifying somebody's post, thinking you clicked quote because you're on mobile? I sure haven't. -_'

This was not very subtle at all.

I feel trapped. How do I release this heavy, sharp metal device from both sides of my leg?

Why not? I'd be gay Remis.

You were always the best boy. Always with so much heart.

For the record they are stunNING

It's not a gay joke if you're gay serious.

You would make an excellent "best boy."

Just watch?

seeking a bottom.

It's divine.