naraku360

That is a leap, actually. She did announce intentions to sell drugs. Honestly, that's the least of the bad shit she's talked about. I don't really care about selling drugs. Though, she'd probably do it in the sketchiest way possible, so.....

That's literally what I'm saying. If you were laid off and put down a different reason for why you left the job as a way of getting unemployment, then you're lying on a document that's legally binding you to truthful representation. Which is not a good idea on stuff like this because all they have to do is contact the employer and confirm why your employment ended. That's not even a good lie. You're clearly going to know why you left, so there's no wiggle room for "didn't know. "

You do know they can, and probably will, look into why your employment ended and if they find out it was something other than the stated reason it can very quickly make your situation much worse, right? Right?

But he is a giant pussy.

Even the employee of the month?!

Pretty sure that's not a real disability. ?

Is stupid a disability now?

I just like minimizing the value of your life after you've done so to me numerous times. I don't really mean it, though. I'm glad your safe. <3

It was still 20 miles west of you after moving "much further" eastward toward you than expected. Sounds an awful lot like it wasn't expected to hit you. Your words.

All I'm saying is that you weren't expected to get hit by it. It changed course, came closer, you still only took a bit of collateral.

I didn't say no danger. I said you weren't in the high risk areas. Are you saying by being half a mile away [probably further, mind you], you were in equal amount of danger as someone in the direct path of the storm? You fucking tardboy.

"Pretty much". If the closest damage is half a mile away, you weren't in the danger zone. Close, but not in it. And lol at thinking you know how I'd react. You consistently make yourself out to be a bigger, dumber coward than me.

Pretty sure everyone, Bucket included, knew he wasn't in a high-risk area. He lost electricity?! OH NO! :::

You're the one who made "home defense" super edgy.

Isn't humor supposed to be funny?

I don't believe you.

Side note: Lol Florida http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article172404797.html

Self-defense or not, having "no problem" taking someone's life seems pretty alien to me.

You're shooting them with exploding bullets. If the intention isn't to kill, it's undoubtedly - and as you've stated - to permanently cripple. I'm not saying you shouldn't defend yourself. I'm saying it's rather excessive.

Columbine. I get the self-defense thing, but the weird obsession with "if someone is so much as mildly threatening, I'll murder them so hard they'll be deaded 5evar and that makes me tough #dontmesswitme" thing comes off like you've either never fired a gun or have no remorse for taking another person's life, potentially both.

I'm at a loss of words for describing how weak this troll attempt was.

Never really liked Jeepers Creepers. I don't remember much about it aside from not finding it very scary.

"I only use hollowpoints - they're my spirit animal. I never fire a warning shot like a lame western poser. I always shoot to kill."