naraku360

When you say you'll be there, it would be safe to assume by "there" you mean "at home." 'Cuz you gonna chicken out.

There once lived a crusty old Packard, who mostly needed a good smackard. He tipped in his chair and fell down the stairs, but nobody could find the will care.

He's got some severe nose cancer. Can't even smell smoke any more.

He's going that far in the opposite direction?

lol as if he's not going to chicken out as usual.

Not all casinos have the same carding policy, you fartsandwich extra mayo.

That first episode was much harder to digest than expected. The plot structure was extremely generic; down on his luck protag has to overcome adversity and such, but the tone was a complete clusterfuck. I can't tell if it's supposed to be serious or if the extreme heavy-handedness of the "mature" tone is a part of a larger joke.

Also, I mean, that's all assuming this is more meticulous than it probably is.

Be sure to 'forget' your headphones at home for the greatest experience.

I'm happy to know it's out. I'm going to go totally watch it through a completely legal means so I can make fun of it.

Also, was I the only one confused by the beginning of the episode at first? Like the couple who got killed looked, to me at least, really similar to the neighbors. I actually thought it was them until they showed up.

I didn't know or care that the national anthem was played. Now that I know, I still don't care.

My favorite scene was the neighbors wearing sombreros while yelling at her for being racist. The guy throwing Taco Bell coupons at her was the best scene of the entire show, even all the seasons I haven't watched.

*facetiously blows smoke up your ass*

Ozy: I wish I could say my goodbyes to you. Also, I love these neighbors. They're fucking retarded and they make the show infinitely better.

I hope characters start actually calling Allison "Lesbian George Zimmerman". -_'

As of the first scene in episode 3, the therapist is the :it: mastermind. Calling it now. Thank me later.

"Hey, you, guy my wife implicated in murder. The power is out at my house and my wife - who implicated you in a murder - is freaking the fuck out. Maybe you should be the person to bring her...... phone chargers........ to use in the house........................ that has no power." :it:

I hope it's worse than Riverdale. Riverdale was bad, but it wasn't bad enough.

Not as much as you grandstanding about a 28k income as the pinnacle of success.

Why do you care? Are you hoping that white knighting her will get you some puss that's only a quarter as old as you?

More importantly, who the fuck cares?

Why'd you change your avatar to a picture of Zeni?