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They already do, fuckwit. The vast majority of accidents involving self-driving cars happen because of external human error. As in, a normal driver crashes into it rather than the inverse.

Does being this retarded hurt your brain as much as it hurts the rest of ours?

You'll buy one with what money? The peanuts you made from that tacky Jizzle store? Or do you mean with the pension I'll be using to pay off college?

Dude.... really? That's the scope of your life troubles? Cleaning your room?

Yeah, I can see you struggling with general knowledge. Doubt you can pass anything abstract, though. No, I got it. It was too dumb to acknowledge.

Sure, why not? It's not like making a bad show worse is going to make much of a difference.

Oh, I'm not sure he'd be able to get into a remedial class like that. I was thinking more along the lines of relearning his letters and numbers.

No, no, no. He'd tell us that remedial courses are much better because they cost less, so he can coast through them for 20 years instead of taking the easy route of "real" classes for a 4 year degree. Blaming the computer would come too close to acknowledging his remedial lessons as being designed for the mentally retarded.

Hey @1938 Packard, can you explain to us how you'd make French Toast? Don't post a recipe you Googled, though. That's cheating, I want it straight from the horse's mouth.

Yeah, most of your stories should just end at "she never replied."

But alas, the GED will concume the remainder of your lifetime.... Actually, fuck it. Go to college. Those would be the funniest fucking stories.

Because you touch yourself at night.

The original has better style (from what I saw), but it's still Hellsing. So.... Meh.

Home.

I'd rather we get Netflix to fund season 2 of King's Game.

It was too hilarious to be the worst.

Wow!

PS, please make a Death Note 2. The world needs more of this comedic genius.

To be fair, "Intel debrief" is really just intel rebriefing Trump since he's already soiled his morning briefs by 9am.

Goddamnit, beat me to it.

Why take the word of a banker when we have a senile janitor who famously uncovered the smoke don't stink conspiracy?

You've exceeded the capacity to which wit can be used to respond to stupid. I feel my brain short-circuiting from talking to you.

I thought I knew you......

Having a good income is worse than having a terrible income.