naraku360

Did I stutter?

The real question is who the fuck cares?

I've always been very neat.

Someone get mochi in here.

So, you're saying she wanted to get away from you?

Are you doubting Viper's titty touching experience? His grandma would beg to differ.

BAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!

Just popping in to inform you how much this thread sucks.

That's the same line between fuggs and a gallon of candy.

Does pushing Packard down a flight of stairs count as saying something to him?

^this son of a bitch stole my idea 8 hours before I thought of it.

Dat no helpfulness! Hid muh monehs!

All of the above.

Can you hide my money in the insurances?

Winning!

Wtf? Steins;Gate 0, Fullmetal Panic, and Legend of the Galactic Heroes. That's quite a lineup. Mahou Shoujo Site, Caligula, and Dorei-ku sound like stuff I might like, but don't really have much expectation of any of them. Might watch Mahou Shoujo Ore for the hell of it. And I guess Aggressive Retsuko.

With your taste in men, it wouldn't shock anyone to hear you bumbled your way into a Trump-night-stand admist the bluest of blue states.

Alcohol is the only addictive thing I've tried. Most addictive drugs are more dangerous than I'm willing to try. Stuff like shrooms or LSD I'm alright trying, but those aren't much of a struggle to stay off.

Alcohol makes my stomach hurt before it can make me intoxicated. It also tastes terrible, so there's basically no point.

Getting awfully excited to meet all kinds of new Trumpster fires, aren't you?

The preferred procedure for saving a person who's choking on a Tide Pod is don't.

The characters in Fullmetal Alchemist aren't supposed to be Asian..... They're European, mostly German. They literally have a Fuhrer.

I knew what you meant.