naraku360

That was literally not sarcasm.

That's not what a parody is. Big problem: Parodies need to be of things that, you know.... Actually happen. But.... Date rape is already illegal..... There's no constitutional amendment protecting date rapists This is so unbearably stupid.

Okay, but why does he write in all caps?

DEAREST CANDY!!!!! HEY MY LOVE HOW....!!!!! BEEN SO LONG SIN...!!!!! I HAVE BEEN ON LOCK....!!!!! WITH NO CONTACT....!!!!!! I GOT INTO SOME....!!!!!! I WAS BEATEN & STA....!!!!!! 16 DUDES. OH THE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I highly doubt you know Mel Gibson OR Kurt Russell.

Actually, as an incel he is the exact opposite of a fucker.

Dear God, I hope so.

Packard?!

Captain Nutless has spoken!

I didn't think you did. It's funny when guys think they got the last word by claiming they were rejected by someone who trades sex for drugs.

A CD player? What is this, 2005?

Now you're just being redundant.

ok. wow happ brithday

Must suck to be the guy who even got rejected by a ketamine-whore, amirite?

Does sounding drunk no matter how sober count as an accent?

Le Fragrance de Packård

Yeah, I've literally tried to kick a guy in the nuts for fucking with my friend. He was big enough to rip me in half without much effort. I say tried because I missed. When he pointed that out, I was all.

I highly doubt you have friends bigger than you.

Don't worry, it's just poof's dad.

Not seeing any evidence. 🤔

Prove it.

Of course God isn't dead. Would have to exist to be dead.