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"I don't want to see your clipped toenail collection, Packard. Leave me alone."

At least there will be more Big Mouth.....

Early onset stupid is as well.

Lolwut Nobody paid to be here.

First episode was good. I was worried about the change in studio, but I think some of the major staff from TSR came along. Curious where it goes. I'd heard FMP gets progressively less comedy and that certainly rang true here.

It was his entire pension.

To you? Definitely not.

I found it more infuriating than sad or boring. The older brother pissed me off so much. And the author's fucking explanation for his character made me angrier. "I'm going to apologize to my little sister for how badly I took care of her by making myself look a bit less shitty but still pretty shitty."

Do you intentionally give all your food crippling depression?

NO! I gotta keep up appearances. No way would I risk ruining my groundbreaking 1-0 winning streak.

Don't let nabs intimidate Madison. This one time, I dunked his A-team with my pleb party. An 8 year old should be more than enough to take him on.

No, I am Zenigundam.

http://babylonbee.com/news/zuckerberg-loses-contact-lens-during-senate-hearing-revealing-horrifying-lizard-eye/

You abducted fuggs and Packard? I see the plan is progressing ahead of schedule. 🤔 Good job.

I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude.

Okay, fine. As dumb as your joke may be, it did get a genuine grin out of me.

I'm not the one who bought it thinking it was oatmeal. Could you not read the label?

How do you manage to even be bad at oatmeal?

I saw it before you made this. I have him ignored, so I can remember to limit responses to him, which acts as a spoiler tag so it's whatever to me. But I do feel justified in punting him around a bit today over this.

They're all Photoshopped.

Well, someone Photoshopped it. You're a prime suspect, so don't get too cozy.

I'm disabled so I get priority seating. Suck it wheelchairs. My eyes don't work so I can't stand. Find another bus.

Why did you Photoshop someone else's picture?

I geeked out during the opening monologue when he ran over the One-Way sign. That got me way more excited for the rest than it should have, not that it matters since the rest of the episode was a blast. I'm looking forward to Junk Dog's rivalry with Yuri. They both seem interesting to me. I also liked that most exposition was handled both concisely and with smooth character interactions.