naraku360

Hmmmm, looks pretty Photoshopped to me.

Clearly Photoshopped.

I'll bet your pension on it.

I might get robot glasses and be able to see, kinda.

"Medical quality protein" just screams "delicious!"

You won't be alive to buy one in 20 years.

And are CD players new? No, but I can easily find all sorts of new tech that costs more than $1500 without having be advamced enough to drive a car on its own. You're comparing a brand new kind of car to a 20 year old car at a shitty dealership in a decrepit, dying city. Just becauseit's a Mercedes doesn't mean it's still im great condition and if it's going for $4500, it's likely bordering unusable.

Packie.... The computerized technology in a self-driving car is going to cost more on its own than a beat up Mercedes from a rundown dealership in the middle of Bumfucklta City.

They already do, fuckwit. The vast majority of accidents involving self-driving cars happen because of external human error. As in, a normal driver crashes into it rather than the inverse.

Does being this retarded hurt your brain as much as it hurts the rest of ours?

You'll buy one with what money? The peanuts you made from that tacky Jizzle store? Or do you mean with the pension I'll be using to pay off college?

Dude.... really? That's the scope of your life troubles? Cleaning your room?

Yeah, I can see you struggling with general knowledge. Doubt you can pass anything abstract, though. No, I got it. It was too dumb to acknowledge.

Sure, why not? It's not like making a bad show worse is going to make much of a difference.

Oh, I'm not sure he'd be able to get into a remedial class like that. I was thinking more along the lines of relearning his letters and numbers.

No, no, no. He'd tell us that remedial courses are much better because they cost less, so he can coast through them for 20 years instead of taking the easy route of "real" classes for a 4 year degree. Blaming the computer would come too close to acknowledging his remedial lessons as being designed for the mentally retarded.

Hey @1938 Packard, can you explain to us how you'd make French Toast? Don't post a recipe you Googled, though. That's cheating, I want it straight from the horse's mouth.

Yeah, most of your stories should just end at "she never replied."

But alas, the GED will concume the remainder of your lifetime.... Actually, fuck it. Go to college. Those would be the funniest fucking stories.

Because you touch yourself at night.

The original has better style (from what I saw), but it's still Hellsing. So.... Meh.

Home.

I'd rather we get Netflix to fund season 2 of King's Game.

It was too hilarious to be the worst.

Wow!