i don't  - and i think we can all agree - that i don't  - i don't post that long no matter how you or anyone wants to present it, its an injustice to claim my posts in comparison to every other post on the entirety of the internet are anything but short concise to the point and unlongwinded.  
This whole "joke" about me being long winded... i mean - its just - a total misconception about me and the posts I make.  
  
If i posted a message like - this 
Hi im luuv 
  
Do you think that'd be interesting? I dont so thats why i post the way i post - which, really, isn't pointlessly long winded or anything  
  
And if you really think about it - what is long winded anyway? 
  
Is that really a thing people are? I'm just not seeing it. What if someone says, i like beans, does that make them long winded because they use 3 words instead of 2? What if it were 4 words? So if you can all calm down and not call me the thing im not I'd really appreciate it 
  
This is getting out of hand.