naraku360

Now you're just being redundant.

ok. wow happ brithday

Must suck to be the guy who even got rejected by a ketamine-whore, amirite?

Does sounding drunk no matter how sober count as an accent?

Le Fragrance de Packård

Yeah, I've literally tried to kick a guy in the nuts for fucking with my friend. He was big enough to rip me in half without much effort. I say tried because I missed. When he pointed that out, I was all.

I highly doubt you have friends bigger than you.

Don't worry, it's just poof's dad.

Not seeing any evidence. 🤔

Prove it.

Of course God isn't dead. Would have to exist to be dead.

I'm glad I decided to watch Mahou Shoujo Site. This show is actually starting to get funny bad.

E.

It was a tragic science experiment. He removed the batteries from his fire detector and set the apartment on fire to test the scent of smoke. Alas, his apartment already smelled like smoke and without a detector there's no way he could've known about the fire he set.

Fleeing in fear of becoming his next meal.