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Columbine. I get the self-defense thing, but the weird obsession with "if someone is so much as mildly threatening, I'll murder them so hard they'll be deaded 5evar and that makes me tough #dontmesswitme" thing comes off like you've either never fired a gun or have no remorse for taking another person's life, potentially both.

I'm at a loss of words for describing how weak this troll attempt was.

Never really liked Jeepers Creepers. I don't remember much about it aside from not finding it very scary.

"I only use hollowpoints - they're my spirit animal. I never fire a warning shot like a lame western poser. I always shoot to kill."

The more you talk about your gun boner, the more you sound like Eric Harris.

Unfortunate.

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That doesn't change how he seems to be gleeful about the prospect.

If he weighed as much as Bucket, it's doubtful a category 5 hurricane could lift him.

Unless they're white. If they're white, they're just trying to survive and can help themselves.

When your water bottle is empty, do you toss it and buy a new one? If so, lol.

I knew a guy in high school who had one. He was super edgy. Not a great thing to be when owning a waterbed.

Don't talk like that, man. Shouldn't get people's hopes up.

Not really. Headaches and stomach cramps are side effects of too much caffeine. Can't get through a full cup before it's too much. I'm probably just sensitive to caffeine. Not that it matters much, I almost never drink ciffee.

Coffee gives me a splitting headache and makes my stomach hurt.

Came out yesterday.

Episode 11 broke my feelings. ::]::

This looks almost as good as the Death Note movie. Almost.

I'm not either of the people you're thinking of, tardo.

I don't believe you have friends on FB. You're going to need to provide proof.

Stop posting.

You expect anyone here to believe you have a friend? Really?

It is impossible to tell the difference.

That's why you only bang white guys.

Not sure how you expect anyone to not call you racist after this thread.