naraku360

Drive on over, pick her up, and take her to Poundtown.

Go on... I'm trying, but I'm not sure I can. Jacking off too much now. Almost there.... AND?! GODDAMNIT! Boner gone! *breaks stuff*

Just don't go in with specific expectations and find out what she's hoping for.

Do what you think is best. Sometimes people don't know what they want from a situation they know will happen before it does. Maybe she changed her mind? Or just wants to remain friends if possible? I'm too hopeless to say no to something like that, but really, do what you think is best. It's not like if something long distance does happen that it's the worst outcome possible given you're still on good terms, and if that were the case you're not obligated to keep it going if it's too much strain. I'd go for it, but if you don't want to you shouldn't force yourself one way or another.

Maybe you were right for once, she is a smart kid.

I know I'm getting closer, though.

52+99

Whoops, you're right. *30+47

Human is all I eat.

Like how you're 20+40?

He's 28.

I doubt any woman has liked your profile ever.

Is it about a lone wolf who gets rejected by women and sexually harrasses minors?

It was originally announced as 4 movies and this is the 4th. They could still milk it further, but I'd assume this to be the intended end.

I had him make it smell like marijuana in case anyone saw me buying oregano. You can never be too careful.

Happy birthday, you fucking dipshit.

I don't get it. This joke sucks. Get off the stage!

Uber eats, but not nearly as much as fuggs.

He is, but only before they hit puberty.

I don't know what any of this means. Your lingo isn't boring enough for me to understand.

As a pedestrian, I probably should be afraid of stray cars. But, I dunno.... Kinda sounds nice......

Genital warts Herpes Gonorrhea HIV

Can you send it to me instead?

No, good guac still tastes like grass.