SwimOdin

I have a Shell near my house that has for the seven years I’ve lived here that is consistently $1.50 more than anywhere else. I can only assume it’s for money laundering or a front for sex trafficking.

Keep me posted

I’ve been there. Crying, lawnmower, and crying over lawnmowers.

I have been to the mountain

Rare beans

Silverchair

I love this kid

It can also be imbibed.

I have a Ryobi too, love it

They’re more expensive, but I suggest an electric. I’m pretty sure they less frequently catch on fire.

Pools are such a pain, but man do I wish I had one. It’s only 80 right now, feels like heaven!

They’re the best. Don’t have to deal with carburetor problems, you push a button to start instead of pulling the string, it’s quiet, it doesn’t spew fumes all over you, and you don’t have to buy crazy gas. Only downside is my front + backyard is too much for one battery charge.

I took him to show the baby, but I put him back where I found him, and a few minutes later he was gone. I use an electric mower and I love it. If I could rid my life if combustion engine, I would.

Yeah a storm blew in last night so it “only” feels like 90 right now. I’ll take it!

Atlanta has been crazy lately. How’s your neck of the woods?

Found this friend while mowing at SEVEN IN THE MORNING what has happened to me

Corvid was a plandemic

Jealous. I hate long drives.

It’s shit like this that makes me so happy to be an introverted nerd who ain’t about that club life

It’s what I feel like I’m doing every time I have Waffle House

Oh cooking, love that too. I cooked for 25 people yesterday. I’m happy in the kitchen? Domesticated af

Never thought I’d be someone who “likes” yard work, but it’s happened. Y’all have some adulting you hated when you were young that you now enjoy? Somebody Old Yeller me.

Just…horses as an example. Literally cats could die and I’d feel bad, but not as bad as I do while itching.

Should they be eliminated? Yes. I don’t care about, like, the animal hierarchy. If horses or whatever have to die, consequently, because mosquitoes are gone? That’s fine. Fuck everything.

I would murder to be 31. Happy birthday.