SwimOdin

Elephants

Also, them.

I am comfy. Also, wearing an Android 17 sweater.

Been off and on crying for the last hour. Fucking legend.

911 x 20 = 18220

That’s either the best or worst premise for a very slow burn reality

@UwP I have two coworkers that also share our birthday

What a weekend nine months and X years ago for our parents

There’s a thing called relativity, maybe that’s your equivalent.

I love visiting Savannah.

I know how to replace brake pads! Can I have it?

His telekinetic powers had just awoken

This boy

May the September 5th be with you

Oh, Ted Woolsey...

I know this for fact! How, you ask? Because my asshole is a literal wormhole to this dimension.

Habirday. All the best people are virgos.

Chrono Trigger

The Venture Brothers

I call it one of the greatest shows ever, and hail Damon Lindelof a genius

Ambrosia

At this point grown-ups could be quoting Billy Corgan. We’re old.

Wherein I contemplate wearing a mask full time again, but not fully caring about, or feeling empathy for, the unvaccinated, and not wanting to trim my ever-expanding beard, yet still being concerned about children who aren’t able to be vaccinated.

Punch-Drunk Love

Noy jitat