André Toulon

I don't think it was poison per se....it was the 80s, so yeah ...pretty sure it was all about drugs. Like when I played peewee football, my mom told me not to use the water bottles because coach could be putting drugs in it. Even around family, if I put my juice down, she'd pour it out because apparently the goal of every adult was to make kids junkies....she was super paranoid and I've become her.

My mom has neeeeeeeever let us use restaurant condiments she used to carry packs of everything in her purse. Apparently someone was doing this in California in the early 80s. Since then, I've never used them...I always ask for shit from the back but I rarely need condiments anyway.

I can't find any holes in this logic

I might become a full time conspiracy theorist...People are so stupid, but want to be so smart that you can convince them of almost anything. There was a FB ad for some kind of submersible, of course people are talking about those dudes who recently died in that submarine thingy. Me, with absolutely no reason to think this just started typing. "Those guys are still alive, it was all so those guys could fake their deaths. Of course they used "science" to explain away the lack of evidence, or course the media kept us in grips about their whereabouts...they were paid to... meanwhile, all of these guys, who all had something to hide and people they owed conveniently disappear. Beyond the arctic is every person that you don't think is really dead...the illuminati doesn't kill you...they choose you, and once chosen, you have to die to the public." I checked on it every few days just to see how it's aged but now the entire thread is gone...I had over 100 likes, 17 laughs and about 40 wows. Not to mention replies backing my claim up....I'm just like damn....can I start a batshit insane movement...can I get paid for this? My only problem being, with my luck, I'd actually become successful and my legacy would be batshit nanners guy.

I hate people who think messenger is the ,"bother me" app...but every time I delete it, I find a reason to need it and here we go again.

Why do y'all do this shit....go be born on seperate days.

I'm going to regret this....but care to link? I just have no barometer as to what could even qualify as penis music

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Ok, the whole post except the first sentence was red as I was typing but now just 2 words are red? Thanks a lot, I'm going to be giving this so much unnecessary thought

I just ate trash. I threw the wrong box away thought it was the one just filled with lettuce and pico, but it was actually a couple of tacos... I have no fucking clue how I just changed the font color....anyway, even though it was in there just a couple of minutes, I've always thought of that part in Seinfeld where he tells George one it enters the receptacle, it's trash. And you are what you eat so I too am trash. I get to start my day as trash

Prowleeeeeer 😢

@Wolfenburg Roofing and @Easy Gold Trading are solid dudes

It's Tuesday.... eventually this will get old, but dem tacos bro

It's opium but I really wanted to remember his asmb name.

Legendary

Someone else has to do it....I am NOT googling Sonic lewds

Why in the hell do people think you "owe" them conversation. At the airport and this lady goes "I like your sweater". I said thanks.....but this isn't over. Where are you headed Nowhere Nowhere? Why are you at the airport *Deep breath* I'm dropping my mom off. *She looks around* where's your mom? *Reaching critical mass* 🤷🏿‍♂️ (she was in the bathroom, and I had her luggage next to me) Is something wrong? 🤦🏿‍♂️No Omg why are you so dry, I'm just trying to hold a conversation And I'm trying very hard not to have one. Fine, don't let me bother you *Contemplating saying too late* it's ok. *Storms off to bother some other poor soul, sitting alone* She was a passably attractive female, and 10 years ago I would have took a shot, but these days....just leave me alone, pls.

........the Walmart chicken that has been mutating for 3 days

He meant juggalo

Oh wow, Elliot Page, huh....I wonder how that user that was obsessed with him beforehand took it.

I have an ear ache but you can fix it

Nothing's going to happen.

Much like all things, the fans suck and idc.

.....I never said it was free, just that it's accessible other places than the closed institution