André Toulon

Oh shit, it is....By gross definition, it is.....We have made a breakthrough EDIT....You are actually correct....Your delusions are a direct product of mental illness.

Pathologically lying isn't an illness

Older women rule....I had this 35 year old chick when I was 19 in college........She lavished me with gifts and all she wanted me to do was go to family function with her.....Hell yeah I'll go to this fish fry and hug up with you....I'm 19.....My life is nothing but a big ass fuck you to my future.

You work for one of the hugest insurance companies where you excel beyond the norm and have customers with no last name lavish you with gifts, you have the prettiest child in the world with a dude who professed his love to you a mere week ago, your mother is a millionaire, and you have a hot tub in your bathroom.....On top of that you aced College trig and business calc, all with never having the burden of earning a degree.......You killed bed bugs with pesticide while still residing in the house and the car that you've wrecked at least twice is still the hottest shit on the highway. All of this and you manage to have countless male suitors constantly banging your door down and the text messages to back that up, and you are a multiracial melting pot that allows you to be an authourity on any and all cultural relation.......That said, you write the most enthraalling "novels" and eat Red Lobster like it's Ramen noodles while listening to only the best selection of music mainstream radio has to offer.......How can you Possibly feel bad

This story is so weird that you are the least virgin of anyone here.........I'm still not completely sure if this has happened to any one other than you....Correction, I mean I'm sure it has but this is almost the darkest sex meme ever. Dude....Is this just a dark sex meme?

The actual WOW....So many questions. Like your wife is the only woman you've ever been with and since it was on your wedding night, I assume your religious beliefs played a part in this........Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not even attempting to degrade you in the least....In fact I completely commend this level of dedication........But I'm asking.....as a heathen PoS......She is the only woman you will ever have sex with....Forever?

Because of the 1st 40 seconds of the video....The part where she workworkworkworkworkwork

You can do the same.....But I know your perpetual opinionation won't allow that

Care to exacerbate it further, or was your reply an attempt at candor.....Because we can stop it right now, or we can make this thing.

It's writing like this that damns us to being the exclusive audience to your horrible attempt at story telling

You try so hard with such poor results.......I heard it....Will never hear it again since I have her tracks blocked in my whip

Massive wutting commencing.

Not a hater....She looka lika man......That's why she'll only ever be famous for fighting JayZ on an elevator

As far as the OP goes, I'm one of the few assholes that still personalizes ringtones to the individual......My girl is Black Beetle, my baby mama is fuck it, my mom is the Sonic Labyrinth Zone theme (because I played a lot of Sonic when I was a kid and it seemed like she would always bother me when I was in that stage)......And many others.....Boo's is Rihanna's Work, Fugg's is Needed me, Sawman's is Mr. Bill Collector.......I have fun with it.

Bitch looks like one of the Vanillis

I hate it for the rest of us that couldn't be a sexual professor in the first go round.......Bet you rode a bike without ever falling and beat Battle Toads without warping on your first run too. Stilgar, you're so cool.

Cool, do you....None is this is written in stone.

Now if only we could ask your partner if they concur........My first time was amazing if I don't consider how it turned out for the other person

All anime looks the same to me save for some stand alone subjects.

This sounds a lot like Ghostie......I mean it's not ideal, but the last thing you want to do is meet that person you're attracted to and have no experice so you fail miseably......Everyone should get a little practice in before attempting to go for the gold. At your age, you should definitely bang a chick you have no attachment to first before you fuck it up when you meet the one.....Or Cuck....I guess that's cool too.

Don't care for your shitty attitude but you're still kinda hot.

How?

Again...You're hard to read outside of PMs and I don't have a real respose to this.......Off topic, we battling later? Sunday especially, because the way things look I may be detoxing Sunday night and the DTs are real......Need something to occuy that time.

Something doesn't add up....Having a girlfriend and not having sex at 27 means you're either gay or she is. Assuming you're not both gay.

Hope that's how it is for my daughter....I hope to be dead by then.