André Toulon

He told us all about his trip to Italy not long ago....But it wasn't about your boring excuse for a life so you missed it.....It was quite riveting.

LOL, I guess you think you're special for posting this........Even in Latin you are still just cleaning up the puke of people more important than you.

Won't land me in a janitorial position....I can guarantee that. Seriously.....You are like the worst life coach ever. "Hey kids, you too can be a bus riding virgin and live in crack alley if you just labor mindlessly for the duration or your adulthood" I like you.....You make me feel so much better about my life.

I got the house alcohol and drugs......Utilities is a bargain

*crumples application* We'll be in touch.....May I validate your parking? But seriously, please tell me you don't let LB do laundry....I mean I don't know the dude that well, but I know how men wash clothes......We toss all that shit in one load....Fuck separating.

It's ok, It's definitely one of the better bugs.

Bugs are the worst......You can ohko one with almost anything....Golisopod is the only exception that I can think of right now.

I think he still believes I'm Sawdamizer.....Or Crapshot.....Or Killjoy.......He really thinks it's only one person who believes he's one chromosome away from being Slingblade. No Pacman, you are an idiot and everyone thinks so.

You literally clean up after people all day, smoke stanking ass cigs, have a rotting mouth that needs, as you call them, dental prosthetics and you're an old cat man.......There is no way that on my worst day you smell better than me after you jump out the shower. And the fact that you think I wear a suit is tantamount to your minimal knowledge of wtf you're trying to assert here. Granted, my shoes probably cost more than your rent, but still.......You can't shame me for having aspirations higher than being an old fool that's been doing the same shit for 50 some odd years. We get it, no one runs a vacuum like you.......Way to shoot for the ground.

Lol, I dress like a grown man......You don't have to because you wallow in shit.

Can that bitch iron......Because if she can't iron I don't need her. Also she's going to have to learn how to like opiates and weed.....I don't allow coke..........Not after what happened last time.

I don't wanna do it anymore........I'm going to relinquish all responsibility besides my house.....I'm taking applications for a roommate to pay utilities and for getting drunk and shenanigans. If you pay the water, lights and internet bill, I'll take care of all the drugs and alcohol.......Oh, and you have to do laundry, and iron my shirts. Just the shirts, fuck the pants.

Feel better, I gotta get these monsters ready for school

It's fun for me......Thanks for sitting up listening to me bitch last night.....I passed out on you tho.

This.....And I'm not even trolling.....THIS

Paying that electric bill 3 months in advance is a good investment huh

We've been over this......And I'm not subscribed to the stupid part....I'm the non-believer. Go ahead, let's relive this amazing story....You first....Your version is tragic while mine is comedic. Let's tell everyone how a janitor that rents an apartment in a building one roach away from being condemned bought a house for his college professor brother. I don't think everyone else has heard the tale so I want them to hear it the same way I did.

I imagine you laughing requires a penance

I'm a network admin by day and a few nights a week I'm Batman.....Meaning I work front desk at a hotel on Thurs/Fri nights (more if I want extra drugs)......I'm not ashamed of my full circle of life and death in a glace.

Oh shit, is that gogo.....ILY

He's been on mine for like 7 years

No one believes that, and it's monumentally stupid if you do.

Trust me, I will forget it if I even look......My name is Derrick if it makes you feel better?

Eggman.....Noice

I added you on PS4 tho. Well sent the request I mean