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André Toulon

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  1. But it wasn't....How could that be?
  2. Second time waking up and it's not even 3am........Who's staying up with me?
  3. This song helped me out of a really dark place like a decade ago.....I love it.
  4. I am so disappointed by you. You are Bubble Tape
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    I'm gonna be this guy Poof....I think it needs to be said. No one is killing porn, but we may be killing the porn industry.....As long as there are exhibitionists, there will be people fucking on camera. That's of no fault to the fappers.......Matbe (and god I hope so because I hate them) Brazzers will take a financial hit that will force them to rethink their business model, as well as many other pay sites........But the truth of the matter is, there are way too many people with the internet willing to get nasty for free. Do we want to see these people......No/maybe.....But if the plug got pulled on mainstream porn today, people will still fap........I got nakies of quite a few women that I didn't have to pay for and honestly, I don't even fap to that shit......Why would someone pay for something they can get for free even IF porn ceased to exist? Now don't get me wrong ma. I'm not saying that you aren't worth it......Your market would overflow if people didn't pirate your shit, but all I'm saying is, the destuction of the industry of porn won't exactly stop nudes, fapping, and slight self disdain.
  6. Like literally, I think 6 threads have new replies......I guess I do like the silence more than the inane shitposting though, so I'm not really complaining.....I just had unreasonable expectations. Don't get me wrong, I'm excited that you all have lives outside of here, but if you don't want 20 page Packard threads, you're gonna have to do better by your forum. I'll be back when Pacman comes back.
  7. They've been watching you masturbate and want you to clean up your life and your bathroom. Be thankful that they care. And Jesus did indeed have a twin brother, several apparently......Which I think kinda dissolves the notion of twins, but religion is stupid that way
  8. Imagine my dismay when I found out I'm only 6'1 with my shoes on.......I'm borderline 5'11 and it's the worst joke life has ever played on me. I still pass for 6'1 in mugshots, but when your 5'8 girlfriend says "nigga, you ain't 6'1" you have a choice to make......Do you kill her so she doesn't talk, or pipe her down so she remembers who daddy is.
  9. Welp, now I'm paranoid and itchy. Guess I'll take a Benadryl
  10. You have about 5-6 threads going right now.....I only posted in this one because a vanity search led me here today......You can lie to yourself but I the last thing I do is follow you around.......I like watching your threads tank. I'm not going to dodge you in anyone else's thread, but I'm not posting in your's until you bring me up like a lovesick puppy.
  11. You could always leave and go hang out in one of your threads with 5 replies.......Sounds like a good time to me.
  12. Nah, we are going to tie ourselves together and jump off the Statue of Liberty. You're not gonna cheat me/
  13. You dropped my name.....It's my business. Keep my name outcha mouth and this won't be a problem.
  14. Nope, you're last......We're going out as the first Jewish/Black mass murdering internet couple.
  15. If we're all here in 30 years, I'm going to make it a point to kill all of us.
  16. I'll have you remember, you brought me up in this thread insulting me for no reason. I just like to give you a little piss and vinegar to enjoy with your salt.
  17. Uh oh, dat'll show me
  18. No one takes Packard seriously, and no one in this thread has been acting more serious than you homeslice.
  19. Actually what you did was piss him off by sniffing out his agenda and exacerbated how stupidly he'll vie for his position.
  20. André Toulon

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    I fap to my own performances.....I really am that vain
  21. This thread automatically make me hate them
  22. André Toulon

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    Larry Flynt made his money off me, and the shit I fap to now isn't sanctioned by the FCC.......Or anyone.
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