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André Toulon

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  1. 6 days, I'm on the edge of my seat here.
  2. Oh, my head.....I definitely hate for my head to hurt but that rarely a thing......I believe the years of substance abuse have made my head invincible.
  3. André Toulon

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    The first MK was a pretty great movie, but no videogame to movie inconsistency has ever pissed me off more that the screaming baby bird Scorpion had living in his hand.
  4. The good part is I loves me some pain......It's actually relaxing to me.......Best sleep ever last night because my body ached so. The bad part is I was kinda hoping it would be gone by now when I had to get up, but alas it feels even worse. I really want to eat a couple of lortabs and crawl back into bed but that's not happening. Anyway, the real question here is does anyone else find pain soothing.......I mean like joint and muscle pain.......Not cuts or lacerations.....Fuck cuts and lacerations, that shit hurts and it's too easy to reopen the wounds.
  5. Smoked in oil.....With ritz chips
  6. I already have several
  7. Videogames are insanely easy now compared to the 8/16 bit era.......If you find these games hard you just suck.
  8. It's hard to see past the corrosive bitch
  9. They ain't never seen a fat boy dougie
  10. Look, in any business, if you require a middle man there will be a fee.
  11. I made a 20 year careeer out of fucking dumb people over.
  12. You can't spell
  13. Can't be green if you wanna do drugs
  14. Disney Land, mud wrestle with Scoob, get scrotum restorative surgery.
  15. I friends with several stanking ass cigarette smokers.......I tell them all the time they stink and they can't smoke in my car.
  16. What other exciting things do you want to do with your time after scraping together $5
  17. To be like minded they woulf have to think that working the same janitorial job for 27 is winning. They would have to believe it's ok to evade taxes then call someone a criminal just based on their hairstyle They would have to think that paying rent in advance on a building facing condemnation is a smart move They would have to think cigs don't stink I dare you to find just ONE other person who fits this criteria. Just because they are elderly people who like coffee and anime doesn't exactly make them like minded.
  18. Friends are overrated.......They want you to listen on top of you talking to them.....Horrible trade-off
  19. There aren't that many people as stupid as you
  20. You're blind, senile and you stink........Not gonna lose that virginity this lifetime I guess.
  21. It's a square....All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.
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