André Toulon

Thank you......I'm always here if you need me. Nothing has changed on my end, but I guess I violated on your end. For the record, this sucks.

Boo, I'll ask you.......What did I do? I'm not trying to make an enemy here.......But I'm an idiot. I've never led you on......That I know of.....What did I do?

Wait, what did I do? I'm not a woman so I have NO idea what I did wrong here?

Don't do that man, Boo ain't bad. I mean Boo was here through my first wife, all my girlfriends, and up to this now........I've always tried to keep us just cool but I'm not mad at her being mad. I honestly know that what she wants and what she needs are 2 different things, and I'm neither of them. The kind of asshole I am, she's not ready for and I would never put her through that. She's young and optimistic......My girl is seasoned and privy to several forms of dickishness. Like I said, she's stuck with me through way more than any woman has and she's happy to take more as long as we get it right. Boo will leave me.....Averi ain't going nowhere.

Ok, thank you, I guess. For the record, I will need this luck and you dodged a huge, insane bullet if you are actually mad at me and not just trolling.

Don't be like that.....We'll always be friends......We were never really more than that. I was taken when we met, I'm taken now.......Why would anything change? It's not like I chose someone over you......I never had you.

Real talk, I never led you on.....You know that's not my style. I made sure you understood this and I asked you several times, "wtf would you want with an old ass fool like me". Me and Averi have been together for 4 years.........4 years of my bullshit is a fucking lifetime. She deserves this. I've been waiting for you to visit since 2012. No slight on you at all.....You deserve better than me.......So does Averi, but she made her choice.......You have yet to make one.

Boo.......I love her. Can I get a pass?

Anything for you mami

Please my nigga......Please

1.7K.....She deserves more, but I ain't ballin'

3/4 Karat cluster with the band........I'm done. If I don't last through this one, I give the fuck up. I love my chocolate bunny tho.

Welp, I'm out of options.

Buy in lbs

We are #1

Don't you work in the meat dept.......I would have revolted had I seen this. I would have been like "NO, THE DUDE TOUCHING MY MEAT WON'T BE TOSSING THE POO" I hope I never have to say those words in any other context.

JFC

I read all of this JUST for this part of the story

Yall took too long, but i did score ihop tho

Cooking is out of the question since I haven't been grocery shopping yet, so. Denny's McD's Ihop Sonic Jack in the Box Keep in mind if i got to Sonic or Jack, I'ma get a burger or chicken sammich.....Not breakfast food. EDIT, forgot you can add polls here....Never made one so I forget about it.

Boo is hooking me up with some nice pics this morning......She's in a ;3 mood.

For real?.......Because I actually fell back asleep......only for like an hour, but that's a win in my book

Did you at least mention selling homosexual sex acts.

Did this happen.....I love those.