André Toulon

I've beat off like 7 times since yesterday. I have no idea why I'm needing to do this. :fap:

looks like bonkers

OMAGAH, is that Pew? *deletes* Anyway.....I'ma be honset....I hate both of them and only suffered though the first because they made us watch it at school.......I actually thought i might like the burton one, but nope

Well lets just share those......I didn't want to talk Theology anyway. And bring some bee.......Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Kids don't make you feel like an adult....My kids keep me young. All I do is kid stuff now and i don't have to be ashamed of it because I have kids. Not that i was ever ashamed of it to begin with, but now I don't get weird looks when i go in walmart dressed as batman.

Sure, come on in *takes over conversation providing evidence as to why all the shit you're selling is made up*

I got out of mine......Best feeling ever....I almost fucked up my whole life because I got too lazy to get bitches.

bump

But 300 lbs is fat for just about anyone.

This happens a lot to people that have no business using anything more complicated than a toaster.

But you're prone to all of those things. Maybe not be a bitch and it wouldn't be so funny imagining you pratfalling in a Subway while in the middle of bitching about onions.

That's how they all wind up on a 45 degree angle

So Dane was correct?

I thought this was the pineapple pizza thread and had no idea what had happened to it

You obviously don't respect the entity that is Mary J. She transcends such petty, acute notions

While I hate pineapple on pizza I can't bring myself to care what other people put on theirs.......If someone is ordering pizza and someone says Hawaiian, I'm a goddamned adult......I'll buy my own pizza or better yet, go get what I really want to eat because pizza isn't really a go to food for me. It's ok, and I'll eat it, but if pineapples are coming with it, I can just say no thanks. Now you want to know what Papple works on that I wasn't aware of.......hamburgers. I had a voucher for 2 free Teriyaki thick burgers from Carl's Jr. and in the pic there was something on top of the meat......I had no idea what it was, but it was free.....whatever it is can be thrown away if it's gross......When I got it, I didn't even look.....I was in the mood for adventure. It was Papple, and it was damned good. Coincidentally, when i was a kid I used to put cranberry sauce on my burgers. I have no idea how i discovered this, and I remember loving it but as an adult I've been too pussy to try it again.......No any more.

Yeah but Ash is never in any of the games and the show always revolves around something stupid.....Like XY was largely about that stupid pokemon camp and them basically doing "realworld ve road Rules" challenges.......I know they made a few XY exclusive encounters but I recall a lot of charmander and squirtle in that season.........The legends made an appearance, but it wasn't memorable. In the game, Clemont didn't pal around with your character and that fat dancing kid was your friend, not a B-list rival.......There was a lot of other things that were just totally a departure from the gaming experience. I'll just assume I'm missing something here since I haven't, and probably won't watch the series until it shows up on Netflix (is it on Netflix yet)

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They just issued another warning here......So I'm just waiting it out.

I was JUST about to say "this is a fucking Archie cover" but then I scrolled down.

All hell just broke loose here so it's on your way, but the tracker says the tornados are going west of where I am. My girl is in TX though and she's about to get hit. I talked to her about 20 minutes ago and she said it was just starting to thunder and lightning but no rain. but here,

LOL, do you still think someone is jealous of your car years later..... When people want to flatten your tires they use blades......You run over nails. No one is outside putting nails in your tire.....That's retarded. Why not just go full moron and have those nails dusted for fingerprints. I'm going to just say you're making all of this up like 89% of the shit you post.