The future sucks, most of the wold is on fire, Women have been extinct for 50 years and now I can't even beat off. I'll just die in my own timeline, thx.
Buuuuuut, there also that off chance that I pull a Futurama and my accounts have accrued to ridiculous amounts.....Might be worth an arm or so.
See, I really hate to see new people beating up on fuggz. She's MY rag doll and I let a few babblers play with her too but I can't even comment on this in derision anymore.....I want to throw a blanket over her and rush her to the getaway car like Whitney in the Bodyguard.
...........Then dope her up and leave her in the bathtub like Whitney in real life
Goddammit, it's doesn't even feel right anymore.
There are no water fountains
Smart peole pay bills they haven't gotten yet
Panara Bread has a sandwich with 1 slice of turkey
People with dreads are all criminals, but a rattail really sells the illusion of professionalism
Cigarettes/smokers have no odor
Your 1978 radio performs better than anything recently released.
This....This is the completely retarded world that you've created in which I am a less desired employee than the guy that takes out the trash. If you drop dead right now, they will replace you in 15 minutes with an obese woman named Lupe.
You know where I live. Remember that time the guy that isn't you got a phone call from me and he then deleted all his FB pics and used the number I called from to make a local restaurant in my town his FB banner pic in an attempt at retaliation.
Do I remember the things I see in every school, hospital, Airport, municipal building, Walmart, a few parks, etc?
Yeah, I remember the things that are still everywhere