André Toulon

Yeah, I'm high as fuck too.

OMFG I do that all the time.....They are always like "would you like to buy some cookies sir" and I give them an appalled look and say "Sorry, I'm diabetic" Then I come out of Walmart with a box of Krispy Kremes and a blueberry/lemonade shush from the giant pretzle kiosk. But I really hate the neighborhood kids when they are selling something at school......I don't even lie to them, I just say "look, you know damned well my kids are selling this same shit" And I fucking miss Hastings.....So much awesome nerdy shit and books....How could they possibly close?

You order something spicy and while you're eating you may slightly open your mouth to inhale and exhale in a futile attempt to subdue a bit of the heat but instead you wind up sucking a pepper or some shit down your throat and now you're hacking and gasping in front of everyone and you keep thinking it's over and maybe you can take a sip of your beverage, but a sudden choke forces you to hack into your glass and you spew drink all over your clothes so now you're just sticky and and some of the drink, along with some of the spicy shit winds up in your nose and now your nostrils are hot. Fuck this Friday

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ummmm?

Oh, so you're gonna pretend to be gay too.....We have a guy for that. Or are you finally trying to get away from fuggz

I love Stinkmeaner.....I did hate his long ass introduction to the Hateration.....Or Hateology....Dammit I'm going to have to look for the name, but he talked way too long on that episode and Stinkmeaner should really stick to one liners. Season 4 was kind of a bummer though

That might be.....Well I'm thinking in the top 5 episodes of Boondocks for me. Mostly because I love Aisha Tyler. Let's Nab Oprah is definitely the one I've watched the most. And the one where Bushido Jones gets decapitated is great too. Pretty much all Stinkmeaner and Ed/Rummy eps are gold

Lol, she isn't raising anything.....She's just fattening her up to cook her later.

Soooooo, char the inside?

For the woman who has everything

That's why I'm asking Rogue.....I know absolute shit about car values.....It was marked 22 but I said how much if I pay cash and he said 17. I only buy cash cars and the last time I bought a car off a lot was my 626 which wound up having a recall that I didn't know about until 3 years later and I got stuck with a fucked up transmission. That's why I generally buy cars off other people for 1-3k......I've had much better luck and IDGAF if I have to leave it on the side of the road.

You motherfucker

On the subject of bacon, I'll eat it any way it comes on my plate....No fucks. I like pancakes.

OMG

Despite the crass veneer I exhibit here, I find myself constantly entertaining door to door assholes. I keep thinking "just shut the fucking door" but next thing you know I'm inviting them in because it's hot outside. I mean I never "buy" what they're "selling" but I like wasting all of our time for some reason.

When I become President I will make coffee a narcotic and force you fiends to go buy your shit from the same spot PoochieBaby buys her glass from.

Sorry guys, this thread is about mochi now.....Find yourself a new thread.

I don't read your threads.....Except for the ones pertaining to your house. SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!

I can get it for 17k cash, 77k miles (kinda wary because my lac had 170k when I bought it and it was 20 years old)....Only problem, it was an Enterprise car. I'm not sure how I should approach this outside of blue book, but how would I find out how many people drove it. Rogue_Alphonse[/member] what say you

Typical IBer....Just wanted to say butt

Nah, just an old tear down that's been in the family for 3-4 generations. WINNING!