André Toulon

Straws are easier to grasp if you use both hands and your buttcheeks

I didn't realize my pride and personal worth was attached to my home. He's another nibble for ya......I was born and raised a large chunk of my life in California......You couldn't pay me to live there.....Literally, I've had job offers making twice what I make here and there is no way in fuck I'm moving out to an overpriced slum with some nice attractions and cosmetic surgery for pets.

Spice is the stupidest shit you can do on purpose

Says the guy who became instantly insulting of biscuits and gravy because that's where his knowledege of the south begins and ends.

It's ok to be wrong, no one is batting 100 here.

Not sure if north easterners or west coaster are worse with their ignorant assumptions about southerners......Like "Eff your open spaces and serenity.......You need to live in an overcrowded, piss soaked dystopian wasteland to be civilized."

Also acceptable.....Just not me.

Wait a sec, I may owe fuggz an apology here.....If I'm wrong I have no problem admitting it. When I read her text last night I thought she was threatning me with violence whe she said "see you on the news covered in blood"........I took that out of context (I believe) and instead of wishing harm upon me, was instead trying to get me to prod her into murder. While that is just as crazy, it has nothing to do with me, and therefor I don't care.......This isn't for you or anyone else....It's for me because I'm cursed with a conscience.......Sorry fuggz, I was wrong this time.

*makes violent threats* *wants sympathy*

So you don't know what murderous means....Glad we got that out of the way. And yup, I've said many times I think about being killed and different ways I might die a lot before I go to sleep but I've also said I am terrified of dying and I have a vicious disdain for anyone who commits suicide. What I say and what you comprehend/exclude are different things. I'm starting to think you're a government experiment gone wrong and they dumped you in SC where you can cause the least amount of harm.........Do you have any memories pre-middle school?

What murderous thoughts? The ones that I have never poster here, on FB, mentioned in conversation or in our PMs? You know, the same ones you're making up.

Got a few things to do for school starting, but I'm free after that for animal abuse

It's a new day, yesterday never happened and everyone who saw it is lying.

Well if nothing else, you are right about one thing.....She seems to be very annoying.

I have to say it.....This gif is annoying me.....It's like even though there is no music, you can still tell that they are completely off rhythm.

Walmart apologized in the tweet.....I see nothing debunking it other than Kidney claiming he saw it on Reddit, but Kidney is less reputable than Packard

If it were anywhere besides walmart, I'd be inclined to agree.

Side splitting.

If you want it taken down, just report it.....I'm not removing anything.....That's the small bit of help I'll offer you on this. It's served it's purpose.......It can be deleted now.

Don't worry, KN has it archived in case they are busy right now. She should really have a meeting with all the other people in her head......One of them is grossly irresponsible with the internet.

LOL, I like how you're the victim here.

LIKE A HERO.

It would be sad if it weren't SOOOOOO hilarious. :cato Sorry Pacman, I don't think you can surpass this level of stupidity. GunStarHero: At least blur the number.

So not only did his mother actually give her the stuff, you instantly lied about it not being what she needed, changed the story to it being opened and even posted a pic to defame your own original claim. I'm feeling real good about my bet. Also, where in the fuck did you put the Vaseline?