André Toulon

I found $20 in my laundry

Edit: Actually, I do know why.... Something cathartic about being called a nbomb in the street, just Molly whopping that mfer and walking off like "who's next".

Mafia 3 (maybe 4, the one in Louisiana) is the only Mafia game I've ever finished. Idk why.

...... 🤦🏿‍♂️ If MIGA becomes a thing, I might actually quit the internet

El mfin tap

I've seen the parodies of it meant to be funny...like rick and morty when the alien says you can only keep one child and their mom blurts out Summer with no hesitation....like, even that is enough to piss me off...i dont think i can get through a serious version of pick a kid to die

Every day struggle

Predator hides under cloaking tech and kills both

Made spaghetti but had some ground beef left so i made me a burger...buddy can eat a pot of spaghetti by himself so ima just eat this burger

I be apprehensive about what I post at 2am while stoned, so I like to put a disclaimer in case I wake up and be like "huh"

Every time i forget he exists....

Its no longer a thing but 💨💨💨 THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, teachers used to mark off math problems for not showing your work. This was such a shit concept, especially since basic arithmetic can be solved so many ways...so even if you showed your process, if it wasn't the process the teacher imposed upon you, you would still risk be counted off for it. It's especially damning since I've always calculated basic numbers in my head... I had no work to show. FF to now, and I'm not even sure if kids understand how math works...My nephew was trying to buy snacks at the game tonight and i watched a 15 year old add 12 and 7 on his fucking fingers...they can use calculators with no penalty so i get it. So now I've changed my position...Like I think you can never learn math if you dont understand how numbers correlate. Do you think forcing kids to write each and every step to get to an answer is necessary for brain growth, or is it fine to just cut out the "why" just to reach the finish line

Actually surprised he didnt make his birthday a holiday.

Just me tonight so had some leftover Walmart chicken...just stuck it in the processor and made chicken salad

And no one is shocked

Well it flooded most of april and may....now its cooking

So we're ignoring how he isn't visible in the phone in the reflection😱 Doo doo Doo doo Doo doo Doo doo... Its kinda hard to type twilight zone music

Nah, its this one... there was a kid on my bus named Donathan. Now Johnald...yeah, universe Q22onk5

So you're a sarcist? As a person with Sarcoidosis, I am greatly offended and I have no choice but to report this

You know what...i was on the fence. I didnt know what react to put to that video, but I'm going with the laugh because this whole timeline must be a joke for that to even need to exist

Mcdingleberry because I forgot about eating until I was almost home, and that's the last oasis before I say "fuck it, guess I'll eat noodles".

The longer you look at it, the worse it gets

Next time, bite a pillow.. it'll make it easier

Interestingly enough, my daughter just came and told me some of her friends are going to a protest in OKC...She automatically said nope, so I'm relieved by that. She just turned 18 and while I would tell her not to go, its nice that she knows the risks